JuzoInui

joined 1 year ago
[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This azzclown is becoming more of a NPC from Wolfenstein every freaking day. He won’t spill blood himself but trust and believe he’ll be furthest in the rear slopping it all up.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve got Scooby doo background music playing in my head reading this…

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When the vaccine became a litmus test for ideologies you know that folks who would gain from fewer constituents would go full bore in denialism… got my shots and standing on the balcony watching the pure bloods choke on their sputum and succumbing to Darwin’s kiss

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

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(Looks around)

Damn, she’s STILL HERE

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine being in the security room watching these two go all hands on each other’s naughty bits. Now imagine hearing the opening music for the Movie in the background….. yeesh

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fellow freaks found each other and now she decides that her shiat doesn’t stink. Hope she stocks up on ‘c’ batteries cuz that the closest she’s gonna get to getting her ditch itched

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Despise them both but would pay to watch the Zuck skullfcuk that walking air fryer doughboy

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Elon: I’m going to drop a deuce in your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it: rest of humanity: ….. ( gets up and leaves)

Elon: come back here! Freeze peach! I’ll give you a pony, pinky swear!!

(Door slamming shut)

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hopefully this is like “squid game” “bumfights” with enough folks watching to make sure everything is on the up and up.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Good thinking laddie.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Preparation is key here. Given a heads up and prep time, I’d go for it full stop.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The rule of three (human male, optimum health)

3 min sans air before brain damage/death 3 hrs in hostile environments before body succumbing 3 days without water before severe damage/death 3 weeks without food before death

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