JesussNailTechnician

Farting in latex pants.

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

Do you sell panties?

You could use the money to replace that cat tree!

Was she the only one doing anal in the 90s?

I didn’t even see the nails.

Come over those tits?

Make you a fluffernutter.

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

I’d lick it, stick it and impregnate it.