Because someone wants to know if you use the calculator to spell boobies (8008135)

There is also a point for the left not wanting to alienate all their voters so they are wanting to start slow. Personally I see this as a progress point for how left a country is. If their left is saying a little genocide okay it's probably a right leaning country.

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well.. for him

"Hey Bob, you taking part of the wholesale slaughter of innocent people for fun and profit today?", "Ha ha, you know it!" /s

Bring new meaning to the phrase "better luck next time!". I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Quick, someone figure out a way to write 'Fuck u/spez' without increasing site traffic!

Pretty sure I saw an article once (might even have been a post from a CO) saying they take any dead bodies to the ambulance before recording time of death. Artificially gives them 0 deaths in custody or something

I feel like he's trying to see how fast it can be done

I do wonder how much traffic has been replaced by bots that mods can't easily remove any more.

Sounds like these threads are becoming... unravelled...

Mine was transformers so technically I didn't have to choose one

Therefore any company that puts out notices or alerts via Twitter should immediately exit the platform. Running their own server on mastodon would be a better bet