IDew

joined 1 year ago
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I see great satisfaction in super tight and tidy factory, but I really want to create a mess of a factory and actually make it work aha

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He looks exactly as my cat!

Wait.. where is my cat

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

You are making me drool..

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 151 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (17 children)

There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This feels so american lmao

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Fake: anon goes outside

Gay: anon has a GuyFriend

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feels like a different planet, sick!

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

I love manual driving! Sure it didn't go super smooth when I first started, but after 2 years, I don't even realize I'm shifting automatically. But it might be me that I want to have control over my car, rather than it driving for me.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (13 children)
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works
 

Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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