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Steal it from the Libyans
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Build Delorean
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~~Profit?~~ Win War?
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol
joined 6 days ago
Jesus Christ. This is the shit my parents watch every day on wechat? 🤦♂️
Bruh they are fucking addicted to wechat, literally glued to it.
Maybe I shouldn't be judging, I'll admit also addicted to platforms like Reddit/Lemmy, but at least I fact check stuff and use critical thinking. I don't browse a platform filled with racist comments and go "hmm I love spending time reading stuff on this platform".
He'll be free on Jan 20... 🤦♂️
For me:
Step 1: Go back to birth country of PRC.
Step 2: Be labeled a traitor and western spy
Step 3: Lake Laogai
(Just kidding, China revoked my citizenship because I obtained US citizenship, so I'd be illegally entering China if I tried)
But seriously tho, I have nowhere to run to. Nowhere that isn't literally worse than the US. No place thats better than the US would accept US refugees because we are still technically a democracy, and the border agents at whatever country you apply for asylum would tell you to go back to the US and move to a Blue state. "Moving out of the country" is what people commonly say but its not a realistic solution.
A cat rubbing its head against you.
I love it, so warm, so soft.
c/UnexpectedFuturama
Switzerland.
I like to witness what direct democracy looks like.
Although, I'm not sure if they like an Asian immigrant.
Oh and learning four languages is a big challenge, lets hope in this hypothetical I get a language translator brain implant. 😅
I managed to learn english when I arrived in the US around age 8-10, now in early 20s, I aint gonna be able to learn 4 languages, I barely passed spanish class.
My theory is that they see as a religious garment like a hijab/niqab, something you only do if you are a pro-illuminati cultist.
Edit: Or maybe they view it like a liberal version of the Maga hat.
My sympathy for Ukraine says they should.
My survival instincts as an American would say they shouldn't because then Russia get big mad and nuke us. I don't enjoy radiation, so my survival brain is saying they shouldn't.
But my suicidal brain after seeing the result of the US presidential election says: Fuck it, let them do whatever, hell we can even gift some to them. Climate is fucked anyways. Lets pretend this is a sandbox game and see what happens. What's the worst that can happen, die? Hehe I've been dying inside and November 5 just cut off my life support.
So it depends which alter ego you ask. Ye know, like the angel and demon on your shoulders.
Edit: holy shit its 2AM and I'm wasting time on Lemmy. that just shows how dead on the inside i am... cant sleep, fucking election anxiety.
"Your life is worth it, don't give up!"
Right as I think about my own suicide plans.
I feel like a hypocrite.