HowAbt2morrow

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 14 points 9 hours ago

Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.

Fucking Leahy (RIP) would’ve given Musk a run for his money.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Soon to be Red-White-Blue-land and the 52nd state because obviously they’re gonna snatch Canada on the way there. I can the Trailer Park Boys having a role in the future Trump cabinet.

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

No such things. These are professional/s.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can smell this garden and it’s glorious. Ohmmm

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

Working for those extra lives and using cheat codes when ever possible.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More than skin, you need meat. Red meat.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How about every fucking World Series there bucko? Nice try!

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