"Parry this, you filthy casual!"

Serving a god or oath seems inherently different than knowing about religion.

I have been audited by the IRS

As far as folklore goes, they were buried in coffins face down, so when they tried to emerge they would instead go straight down.

More about the Warlock being confused as to why the Paladin knows the language of demons (which is a sound tactical ability in my opinion, know you enemy and all that)

Monk

How Abserd...

Think fast, chucklenuts

That doesn't work anyway, as the item would only be dropped next to the final peasant, as per the rules of the game.

Sucked him dry

It's good that they remembered, because I sure didn't.

Fury of the Small