Heartwotalk

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[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Holy Shit! I’ve never seen another I Fight Dragons fan outside of a concert before. You’re awesome!

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

Y'all are getting pizza parties?

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn't seen my face, but I've filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we've shared recent STI results)

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

I don't think it's more racist, but I definitely don't like the idea that it was called marijuana to create a negative connotation with Latin Americans, but now that public opinion is coming around on it, people no longer want to associate it with the Latin American name.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

At least used car salespeople will actually sell you the car. Apparently recruiters will just lie about ever even having one.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago

I definitely agree. I will say that when you eventually are able to make that threesome happen, ask nicely for a double blowjob. It is the hottest thing there is.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago

You are correct. I had a brain fart. There are shells and the like, but you won't come across the next big T-Rex find.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To expand on this, being older than bones is why you can't find animal fossils in the Appalachian mountains.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell would also be a good read for someone looking favorably on the Soviets during the Spanish Civil War.

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 5 months ago (16 children)

Is this bait, or do you just talk like that?

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

Winning is kind of his only chance to avoid the consequences for a lifetime of breaking the rules.

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