GreenEnigma

The calls…are coming from within the house?

Sounds like the perfect place to go for a drive and listen to the Left Right game.

Is there a secret emu army? Ready to repel all potential land invaders somehow crazy enough to attempt Australia?

His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Do I? Do I?

Oh boy.

Those people don’t have the time for all the remedial classes they need to take.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Let’s add Cheers to this list.