Dryad

joined 2 years ago
[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Furbabies aren't real gigachad-hd

Now c'mere and lemme rub that belly ... you know, if that's ok shy

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I love "you must be fun at parties" because it's completely defanged by just saying, "yup, I sure am." Because at that point "nuh-uh, you're boring and lame and nobody likes you" is just such a weak response. I've seen that shit turn the tide on the reddit voting hivemind all at once lol

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

You will never be this oppressed

Just wait till I'm done with em train-shining

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Ok that works too, ace couple non-sexually cuddling

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Given te fact that this young man has literally never fucked

Given the fact that Link's house in Hateno is now referred to as Zelda's house in TotK and there's still only one bed, they were definitely fucking.

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also men and women from throughout the world are constantly hitting on him in both. Either its a world where bi/homosexuality is considered normal and uncontroversial or Link is just canonically the hottest man in Hyrule and the average guy is just willing to risk facing homophobia for a shot at banging him.

None of this even takes interpreting, this is all surface level lol

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, fuck Palestine! Wait what :cat-confused:

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I shot first. I would do it again :brace-cowboy:

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty much the first thing that happens in chapter 1 of original dragon ball when goku is a little kid is he gets shot by Bulma and it, uh, kinda stings. It's not really high power level, it's anything above absolutely pathetic power level. By dragon ball logic, basically every decent martial artist in the real world should be bullet proof lol

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, I love it. Just read a comment by a person who called themselves "leftist, almost communist" while unironically posting on a site which does practically nothing but aggregate links to the daily mail. It's pure comedy

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

TERF neoliberal hexbear at that. They're so far right, most of the people they align themselves with don't think cis women are full people either. Their front page is usually just links to daily mail articles.

It's really fascinating to me how a group of people can be so transphobic that it literally takes over their entire worldview, just completely rots their brains. One of my favorite chud sites to just scroll through and laugh at.

[–] Dryad@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

1,234 episodes

Fuck you lmao how dare they pull this shit

How many uninspired trash episodes did they have to pump out to get to the funny number

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