Donald_Drumpfler

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[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Germany goes back to the tollbooth castle phase of the HRE.

Germany goes back to nothing.

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Putin has been in power for I think a bit over 25 years? In that time, I think the only wars Russia has been involved in were in Chechnya and Dagestan? Maybe Georgia?

Oh Mr. Simpleton over here, you've got it all wrong. The evil Putler has committed atrocities in Afghanistan, Syria, Libya (hey who ruined that place again? Can't remember...), generally speaking all over Africa, and even helped elect DONAL DRUMPF in 2016.

Care a little more about or democracy and freedom now, huh?

Just make sure to vote and President Biden will send another 250 billbjon dollarios to Kyiev.

As soon as Russia is completely defeated, we'll get universal healthcare, at least while the dems stay in power. Got it???

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Incel university

Common degree: Bazinga of science

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Good LORD I haven't seen this meme picture since at least 2008.

Back then we called the pictures "macros", do kids still know what that is? We're not talking about VBA here.

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know it's the year 57-something-something

honestly way cooler than this 2000s shit we keep hearing every day also thinking that I'm actually living in the year 5763 makes me feel even older

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we are so back ISO 8601 bros

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

not even using the Hebrew calendar I see kombucha-disgust

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

i legit thought ukraine was doing something

Oh Ukraine "did something" over the past 4 months, don't worry. They ground roughly a dozen brigades to dust trying to overcome the Russian minefields.

[–] Donald_Drumpfler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

damn this war is morally AND strategically identical to World War 1

Not quite - the final downfall of the whole deplorable Western world is MUCH closer now

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