DevastatedBungHole

joined 1 year ago
[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Depends whether I'm excited or not, but usually my nose. And when I'm excited, my nose.

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Try. https://moonieco.com/pages/monies like you're not wearing under crackers at all

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago

Cover up all destinguising marks.. Like tattoos

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Something bad had just happened to me

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Early 80s maybe 80 or 82

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Get your self a bidet, my friend, and you can blast the old hoop to your hearts content

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bottom right

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My Mrs always says, "I'm not being funny, but" the proceeds to be funny

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How was dying the first time?

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