“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

These fake cisco devices might be less vulnerable than the real devices.

To avoid fakes, the statements will be accompanied by a QR code linking them to text versions on the ministry’s website.

Great idea, since everyone will check if the URL behind the code is the legit foreign ministry. Nobody would use a URL shortener and redirect everyone to real-ukrainian-website.russian-kgb.gov/agitprop/ukraine-fakes/legit-site.html

No need to continue reading after "by Norton". They want to sell their crapware.

They limit the resolution on linux and even getting 1080p as a paying customer is very hard.

More than 20 ice cream machines were working at the same time. This caused a buffer overlow that crashed the McDatabase in the McCloud.

Do not bring drugs to countries with harsh drug laws. But there are lots of reasons not to travel to russia...

If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.

Business class costs 5x economy, first class is 10x

I would have to work months to be more comfortable for a few hours. Nope.

Try breaking some more things and thank me later.

HR is working their script, or they will be fired too. It's like a fucking callcenter to destroy people.