ChapoKrautHaus

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[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Watched it again this weekend and was smiling and chuckling the entire 2 hours of the movie. Even noticed some new details that I didn't get before, like how Johnny basically accepts his role as meaty cannon fodder but still is all gung ho about it in the last 30 minutes.

Wonderful movie.

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Two years after Ratimir Poopin' personally invaded The Ukraine, Germany legalizes marihuana in a desperate attempt to shore up stoner support for democracy.

Hard to convey how big this is - sure, smoking weed has become as normalized here as anywhere else in the west, then again the repercussions for doing it are at least theoretically quite insane, like for example you automatically lose your drivers license for 6 months if you're caught DUI with any amount of cannabis in your piss.

The legalization itself is very German: it's 180+ pages of legalese, you have to register with a "smoking club" where you grow and share your weed among club members, 500 members per club max, no public or pharmacy dispensaries, no smoking within 500 yards of any school, playground or kindergarten, buying on the black market is still technically illegal and so is stashing more than 40 grams per adult... you know, rules-based stuff.

But at least it's mostly legal now, cops can't take it away any more and you won't get into legal trouble. Oh, I mean as soon as the lower house passes the bill, but they kinda have to apparently. I think this is the first time that I'm actually kinda happy about my government.

But it will get old real fast I bet.

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

believe the guy’s name or moniker is also Lenin lol

It's called "nom de guerre" dad, and it's a far superior concept to a "moniker"!

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if we all voted for Joe Biden and he was not Joe Biden, but more like LBJ and FDR?

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

The 9/11 sequel where they actually improve on the original in every way

sicko-blur

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

so what's going on are they doing well there?

Fritz X glide bombs hit some unprepared allied ships in 1944, you can probably guess how much that meant for the German war effort

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Guy lives in the heart of the Treat empire, refuses his treats, turns sad.

Many such cases!

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Neoliberal Dabiq at it again

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

The Alzheimer empire - the less you know, the more you shall lead

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