CannotSleep420

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The US Navy, NATO, and NASA are using a "shady" Chinese company’s encryption chips πŸ˜‚ in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While implying a company is shady because muhchina is stupid, making your tech dependent on your most powerful geopolitical enemy is really dumb.

"Tanky" and the perception of Lemmy. in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
I still have nightmares (not OC) in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Realize it was impossible I guess?

I still have nightmares (not OC) in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It was a trick question.

I still have nightmares (not OC) in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I once had a professor ask to solve the tower of hanoi using only 2 pegs.

Want to enjoy Lemmy on your phone but not a fan of Jerboa? Try Native Alpha! in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Not to shit on native alpha, but the lemmy web UI will have better PWA support than it currently does once 0.18.0 drops.

how do we report problematic instances? in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let me guess: exploding heads?

Is it normal to see random new posts get loaded on to the front page even when sorting is set as "Active" or "Top Day"? in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's websocket fuckery that will be fixed in the 0.18 release.

Does it take a while to use the !name@place in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Did you just type the exclamation point and wait? If so, know that you have to type a few characters before it will start searching.

Keyboard Interface in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

While not quite what you're talking about, some keyboard shortcuts for the markdown textareas used by posts and comments were merged recently.

Reddit broke today: Looks like it doesn't like dark subs in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't reform your way out of capitalism. Any concessions given to the proletariat will be clawed back once the booj don't have to worry about the threat of revolution.

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I-95 Philadelphia: Large vehicle fire causes roadway collapse near Cottman Avenue exit (www.cbsnews.com)
 

Don't you just love American infrastructure?

Consider contributing to lemmy! in c/opensource@lemmy.ml
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I’m sure we all have our little gripes with the platform...

That's how I started contributing.

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Sleepy Puppy (lemmygrad.ml)
 
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Golden Retriever Puppy (lemmygrad.ml)
 
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Mandatory security training (lemmygrad.ml)
 

This wasn't made as a joke. This is a real quiz on a security training course my employer requires all developers to do every year.

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Tech corpos attempting to meme (lemmygrad.ml)
 

This is an actual meme used in an architecture meeting in the company I work at.

Not only is it a dead meme, they're not even using it correctly.

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Typescript is strongly typed (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
3 comments fedilink
 
class Lol {
    get length() {
        console.log('Lol. LMAO even.');
        return 5;
    }
}

const noLolsAllowed = (notALol: string) => {
    for (let i = 0; i < notALol.length; ++i) {
        console.log('No lols here');
    }
}

noLolsAllowed(new Lol() as unknown as string);
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