Braindead

Austin, Texas, is an Eden for the young and unambitious, from the enthusiastically eccentric to the dangerously apathetic. Here, the nobly lazy can eschew responsibility in favor of nursing their esoteric obsessions. The locals include a backseat philosopher (Richard Linklater) who passionately expounds on his dream theories to a seemingly comatose cabbie (Rudy Basquez), a young woman who tries to hawk Madonna's Pap test to anyone who will listen and a kindly old anarchist looking for recruits.

My thought was push

Skateboard in the sand FTW

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

Why is this a shitpost?

That's likely because he can hear the blood flowing through your veins

NON STOP

Edit: please help

Best edit ever

See how you compare to 30 applicants

Bitch, what?

Did you use chatgpt v1 to write this post? (although the language used smells like 3.5)