Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This isn't real world, its just a hallucination, you aren't really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg's air fryer.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

by this episode she had already called dibs on killing him and Q respects schoolyard rules.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See that's your problem, you should buy some instead.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will make some and mail them to 7 random losers. It could be you flying squid if you trust me with your address ;) Alternative is meeting me behind the Detroit Greyhound terminal where I usually hang out.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Technically he's all nurbs, but aren't we all?

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you really going to diss this man's hair? He just saved the universe for the 11th time, not cool :(

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Just 135,000,000 more to go and you're done.

 
[–] Blackout@startrek.website 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Fun Fact: Mike Tyson's name backwards is Klingon for "gentle lover".

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Blackout@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 

May your days be filled with gold plated latinum and yamok sauce.

 
[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Garak crew assemble!

 

Just this one, now back to work Bajoran scum!

 

I mean, what are you doing here? Are you looking for instructions to rebuild the manifold in a 1967 corvette? That's one door down mate.

 

*meme edited for average Lemmy attention span.

 

This is my last one of these, spending 10-12 hours a day on memes. I've lost my job, my wife has left me and my cat ran away. At least I have you Risa <3

 

I dont do it to my own post guys, but the whole world must witness our greatness.

 

sometime i think the pace of DS9 is tooooo slow, but maybe its the valium

 

I quit drinking in my 30s, it was interfering with my Ketracel White addiction and had to go.

 

Its going to be a doozy

 

It's just a joke. I still love him, just need some time to heal 😺

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