Beldarofremulak

joined 1 month ago
[–] Beldarofremulak 3 points 6 hours ago

Nah, we aren't going to do this Nazi crap to innocent dogs. Billionaires? Politicians? Influencers? Public figures? YES! You will have to go through me and the Dog Protec Gang.

[–] Beldarofremulak 22 points 1 week ago

My mom still hasn't explained all those joke she was going to "tell me when I get older". Parents lie and they don't feel bad about it

[–] Beldarofremulak 2 points 1 week ago

Did anyone hear Hail Holy Queen with a clap track? Why hasn't that been tradition since Clinton? What are my tax dollars even doing? They really could do much better.

[–] Beldarofremulak 2 points 1 week ago

Yes. Reddit. Land of good faith void of passive aggression.

[–] Beldarofremulak 6 points 1 week ago

What could have been

[–] Beldarofremulak 6 points 1 week ago

Earth world duh

[–] Beldarofremulak 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you thought about a command economy? Centrally run by a Highmaster? Who will no doubt create the prestigious title "Fuel Survey Underlord of the Wilderness Planet at the end of the Noctolium Solar Chain".

[–] Beldarofremulak 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald's at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

[–] Beldarofremulak 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The news hasn't reached that high up the horse yet

[–] Beldarofremulak 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It reads like someone was larping as an influencer

[–] Beldarofremulak 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We will genetically engineer all pathogens so that instead of killing us they give us super power boosts until our immune system takes care of them. That way we don't murder the pathogens like we do now.

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