BeanEater

When’s the last time you checked your spam folder, 2003? I legitimately haven’t seen the 1337sp34k spam in 20 years. Lately it’s been Africans leaving me money at the embassy that I have to go pick up

Like a marshmallow stuck a little too close to the fire

I too forgot how to read. A lever needs to be pulled, right? Monkey brain see lever, monkey pull lever. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while though

She was very upset that I accidentally interrupted her nap to take this picture, but it was worth it

I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets the nutsack art every day

Wow, this is actually incredibly interesting if this is what ChatGPT spat out. Every corporation now thinks “AI is the future” and what you posted is essentially what Reddit has done the last few years. But I doubt they asked for 10 most damaging things. I’m curious what other prompts would put out similar bullet points, say, “what 10 things should I do with my social media company to ensure a successful IPO”

How can corn be bean when bean is bean?

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line

Red beans and rice would like a word

Bean is love, bean is life

BEAN. IS. BEAN.

Mmm love me some beans