AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave up alcohol (again) in August.

I've got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers"?

 

AMEN!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

William Shatner, is that you?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat them up, yum.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This whole conversation seems awfully Pez-imistic.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Username checks out.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

With someone else?

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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