Anestoh

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[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bro what does that have to do with anything. All I'm saying is no one banned Kinder Eggs, they just fell under existing rules.

Like I know you're trying to pin this as a wrong priorities thing but FDA regulations are not the fight here.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People act like America had some sort of campaign against Kinder Eggs when it just violated a blanket "you can't put non-food things inside food" rule.

And Europe HAS lost children to them so I don't know why that became an American thing.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He's probably been frustrated with the company since Scalebound, this was only a matter of time. Everyone knows Kamiya isn't exactly shy about sharing his opinions so I bet he's been butting heads with people nonstop. Hope he pulls a Kojima and gets some funding to do his own thing.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This nothing email has been making headlines for a week and it's so frustrating. It's literally just a guy from outside the gaming division saying "what if" and Phil saying "sure, that'd be neat"

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck websites that make the video follow you while you scroll.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Ah good thing the sequel is coming out any day now!

Any day now..

Any day now..

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

I'm glad after all these years that my local mall is still the face of dead malls everywhere.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

But this isn't multiple packages, it's just different languages. Certainly a regulation like that would apply to English as well?

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Man, I can go to my Target right now and buy one of these. Aisle E25.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Played through it for the first time when the remake came out and really enjoyed it, no nostalgia here.

It's certainly not for everyone, not for any big brain elitist reasons, it's just a game you want to sit down with a notepad and play which isn't what everyone wants out of a leisure experience. But some people watch trains go by with their notepads out and I don't understand them either.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.

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