"Does this bus go to Duluth?"

"No, it goes 'beep beep'."

My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, "I loved you in Grandma's Boy!"

It's giving Iksar

Another great one is, again paraphrasing, "If I wouldn't go to hell if I didn't know about Jesus, why would you tell me?"

52 Card: Pickup

WARNING! 10,000 ohms

L O N G T H Y

You guys, he's NOT letting the bed bugs bite