AllPurposeFriar

joined 1 month ago
[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Friend, thank you for representing the Christ-hating Christian worker's party. Awooo!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why the fuck can't we worshill for the Christ-Hating Christian Worker’s Party in peace? God-Satanic dammmiiit!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Friend, people say I'm privileged just because I'm shilling for Trump, er, I mean Stein, or Socialist stuff or something. Can you believe that shit?!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

We don't care if Trump wins, after all -- all we care about is worshilling the satan-christ! Thanks friend!!!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aman brother! We're just worshilling the devil-jesus! Something something DuPpOlY!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Amen brother! I'm so glad that self reflection can never hold you back! Now you get back out there and spread the message of the Jesus-satan!!!1

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Keeping fighting for the death of democracy brother! Don't let these people with consistent beliefs get you down!!!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

We're growing in numbers brother! Shills unite!!!!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’m voting for Kamala

This is confusing. I thought you were trying to help us destroy America tho?

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Amen sister! Once Trump ends democracy, we can outlaw brunch because some people who vote for democracy like it. Take that, sHiTlIbS! Thank you!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey, just because we spread dangerous and wildly unpopular ideas in a space where our ideas elicit visceral hatred, that doesn’t mean we can’t shill for the Trump-devil-Jesus-Vladdie. Amen brother!

[–] AllPurposeFriar@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Friend, just because you get 50 downvotes for every upvote doesn't mean everyone hates you. There are probably some people who didn't vote. Hey, kinda like what we're trying to do here in the first place. Thank you!

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