AcausalRobotGod

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Don’t use AI to summarize documents — it’s worse than humans in every way in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have some competition!

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 11 August 2024 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 10 points 4 months ago

Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round...

Proton Mail goes AI, security-focused userbase goes ‘what on earth’ in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

Well, AI made our search unusable dogshit. But AI *also* made us miss our climate goals, so in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

the important thing is that they're an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

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Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany (www.bbc.com)
 

hell yeah, keep up the good work, fuck the police.

You have activated the Falsifiability trap card - LLMs as tutors = lol in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago

As long as there's a ketchup stain somewhere, it's canonical.

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AI chat bot just makes up hospitals when asked (www.bloomberg.com)
 

Amazing.

You have activated the Falsifiability trap card - LLMs as tutors = lol in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Look, it's simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?

The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in email in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 11 points 8 months ago

I resemble that remark

The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in email in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 8 months ago

We have even better solutions for them!

Fake AI law firms are sending fake DMCA threats to generate fake SEO gains in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

Fake AI law firms are sending fake DMCA threats to generate fake SEO gains in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago

I think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE ~~CAPITALISM~~ ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don't have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?

History of (extremely predictable) failures catching up to you? Quick, write a book! in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Temp containers in Firefox is the greatest extension ever.

When your big tech brain completely fails to read the room. in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago

She's also into crypto

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LOL, LMAO: Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era. Web2 is going great! (www.businessinsider.com)
 

Basically: use GPT to help copy an entire web site, then jack their search results, get profit. Aided by the fact that search engines are shit. This is something you could do before, GAI just made it faster.

Web2 is going great!

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breaking out the popcorn as situations deteriorate (www.theinformation.com)
 

I don't know what's going on but I'm loving it.

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lol get rekt (awful.systems)
 

Text: Headline: ChatGPT in Trouble: OpenAI may go bankrupt by 2024, AI bot costs company $700,000 every day Subhead: OpenAI spends about $700,000 a day, just to keep ChatGPT going. The cost does not include other AI products like GPT-4 and DALL-E2. Right now, it si pulling through only because of Microsoft's $10 billion funding.

Sorry, folks, pull harder, you're obviously not putting EVERYTHING YOU HAVE into creating me.

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