Lmao. I remember once freaking out when I was trying to sleep because I saw a "monster" in the closet. It's just damn clothes. 😠 Can't believe I got afraid of clothes.

[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light's on. You barely escaped.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Part of becoming an adult is going from
"Oh no there's a monster in the closet."
to "Maybe I should get up and check, I'm sure my mind is just playing tricks on me"
to finally "Even if theres a monster, I don't care, I'm too tired."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Ah, I see you haven't reached the "it might be nice if the monster gets me while I'm asleep . . ." phase of your life yet.

[–] DarkErmac@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the old seeing faces in the clothes perk.

[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I should've never spec'd into it.

[–] papalonian@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It was a crit fail on a perception check

[–] Lazarus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Which scp is this one

[–] HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jesus this is so true and so fresh; I love it

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Goodnight, John Boy!

[–] F4rtEmp3r0r@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You'll never guess what I put in the tea you just drank. N i g h t y n i g h t...