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‘A clown woman says "time to take out my clown tampon." She pulls the red tampon out of her vagina revealing the tampon to be extremely long. After red, orange follows, then yellow, then green. It is a whimsical rainbow tampon she is extracting from herself.’
The alt text is the real winner here. “It is a whimsical rainbow tampon she is extracting from herself.” Is one of the finest combinations of words I’ve ever witnessed.
Accessibility is truly beautiful
I would upvote this but you already have 69 upvotes so I leave it as it is.
Nice.
I'm not saying this ruined my day. But I'm not saying it made it substantially better either.
Menstrual Clown nudity could be a band name, a tumblr username, or a w3w address.
How much fun did you have writing the alt text
Edit: frick, someone else mentioned it before me, I never learned how to read
Menstrual clown nudity is an interesting and unusual combination of words.
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
Used to be in a crust-punk band with that name.
The image doesn't want to load for me. And based on the description, I think that's for the best.
You really should look through the Haus of Decline gallery, dude comes up with the most cursed comics. One of my favorites:
https://www.hausofdecline.com/comics/gay/21/62d37f4a7261febd442a4cb2
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