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Too cute! Unfair! (hexbear.net)
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[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

hesitation-2

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

A cat would never

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a representative of fairly large cats everywhere, ACAB still stands. Fuck that kitty traitor.

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I believe she can be reeducated

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

It's obvious they forced him !

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

alex-aware

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thesis: All Cops Are Bastards

Antithesis: All Cats Are Beautiful

Synthesis: ???

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Cop cats are beautiful bastards?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

snipes-hesitation

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe... Maybe it stands for "Feline Butthole Inspector?" cat-confused

[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You're getting cats and dogs mixed up, shameful

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cats absolutely sniff each other's butts. I have 3, and all of them engage in it, 2 of them regularly do so

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

3 butts?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have 3 butts in the sense that each cat has a butt

I myself do not have a butt, I don't believe in it personally

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Yeh with you on that one. Butss are nothing but trouble

[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

huh. must be a personality thing. ive only had one cat and he never sniffed any butts, and seemed outright offended when a dog tried sniffing his

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you only have one cat then there aren't any butts to sniff

[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

there were dogs who were sniffing his butt all the time shrug-outta-hecks

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Oh, they all get annoyed by it from time to time

Doesn't stop them from doing it though lol

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

My cat is literally going to town on her own anus as I type this.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

bunny-cop

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago

All Cats Are Beautiful

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

popuko-hammer thurston

[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I thought All Cats Are Beautiful?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

I'd say sorry, Mittens. hst-gun but I have no tears for cops. hst-gun

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Police animals are victims too. Animals are too pure to be used in this way and I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As told by @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net I must do my one assigned job

kitty-cri-screm snipes-hesitation

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

gold-communist ussr-cry

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Cats were the chosen ones! You were supposed to reject bourgeois domination not join it! Bring balance between MLs and Anarchists, not destroy them!! I loved you, kitty!!"

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Cats are definitely never cops

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Actually a double agent.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Feline Bureau of Investigation

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

sleepi pika-pickaxe