I'm "open" to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.
I would also "accept" Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.
Everyone, go watch The Rock.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Mmmmm, forbidden grapes..
Incorrect, that is the ”string of pearls” configuration.
"Shtring of pearlsh"
Not enough mentions of Zeus’ butthole for my taste. I need at least 2 more utterances of the phrase before I can watch it again.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
Oh you see, it's you. You're the rocket man!
Carla was the prom queen.
Listen, all I want to know is...are you happy with your haircut?
Is this the third prong of a three prong attack? Subliminal, liminal and superliminal. "HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"
Are we just doing house of cards now
He is. He probably thinks he's smarter than everyone else acting it out too.
Well shit, I'm open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn't anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.
If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.
Id take advantage of that level of proximity and...well...
You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he'll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.
Its beginning to show, that politicians no longer need to have any skill what so ever besides the ability to not care
Which ex-wife?
Ans.
spoiler
Marla Maples
Has to be Marla. Ivana is buried in his New Jersey golf course. Not a joke.
~~Ivana is~~ A bunch of the secrets he stole from the government are buried in his New Jersey golf course.
Why did you bury your wife on the golf course? It would help me avoid taxes.
Shit. I missed that. Thank you.
This is the most beta thing I've ever heard.
Maybe she wants to be grabbed by the pussy smh
That picture confused me because I thought she was wearing a MAGA hat in the 90s.
The one that's alive, yeah?........ yeah?
Well that's one way to have him kill you