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[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

austrian

anticommunist

only wants to balkanize non-western /non-aryan countries

support white apartheid (volkstaat republic) and japanese manchuria

Is this dude the reincarnation of Hitler?

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Sensors say...

hitler-detector

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Is he a failed painter that got a nut blown off?

[-] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Libs just really love Balkanizing things. They probably divide their own houses up by rooms.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Democracy is drawing a line down the middle of a room and claiming one side as yours.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

sweat not me no sirree, I'm a very proletarian studio apartment enjoyer

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

never the same map

[-] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

gunther specifically rocks because he does this to literally every country

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I took a sledgehammer to my apartment's walls the first day I moved in, borders are reactionary

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

This guy is a super-crank, he's great.

a former conservative youth politician from Austria, he's indistinguishable from Reddit brainworms and his solution to every problem is balkanization. The one exception is Republika Srpska, since he wants the Federal government of Bosnia and Hercegovina to dissolve it by force and merge it into its own structures.

[-] TheGamingLuddite@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Balkanization for everyone! (except the balkans)

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

solution to every problem is balkanization

german industries are doing poorly right now. Maybe returning to the holy roman empire will solve things

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Please no, Bavaria going independent will only make it go even more reactionary

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

yeah, we call that thing happening austrianization for a reason!

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

his solution to every problem is balkanization

If you really think about it, Austria is the template here. Austro-Hungary actually was the first modern European power that was, ahem, fully balkanized after a terrible war.

Dude's just jealous.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Volkstaat Republic

Gotta make sure the kkkrackers have their own country sus-deep

[-] kneel_before_yakub@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Whites and apartheid. Name a more iconic duo

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

you just know "western cape" is for those anglais crackers too, apartheid brain so strong they don't even want the different brands of white together

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

kelly Western Cope

[-] judgeholden@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

most normal Austrian

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Geriatric war criminal waves cane at adult Freedman he'd had enslaved as a child and threatens to do it again.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Oh NOW you have a problem with South Africa?

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I shoild post this guy's maps to r/imaginarymapscirclejerk for free karma

[-] rubpoll@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Volkstaat Republic

Libs just can't help themselves.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I too want my white settler ethnostate to be called "People's state people's affairs"

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

the 'volkstaat' conveiniently located where basically no boers live. they wouldn't even want that, move to a different part of the country to do apartheid again, they want to do it in the transvaal & keep all the mines you dumbshit

[-] zephyreks@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago

Because balkanization worked so well

[-] edge@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

He doesn’t even make the maps, he just posts whatever maps he finds. He’s already posted multiple different maps for Brazil, Russia, India, and China.

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

these countries believe they need to band together to protect themselves from us for some reason

so we need to stab them about it

thonk porky-happy

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Are these distinct enough in culture to even achieve this goal? What are the distinct differences between the people that would comprise the Volkstaat and Western Cope Republic?

Languages map:

Btw for the liberals passing by, literacy in South Africa is 95.33%. Literacy in the US is 79%.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure he also just did one on Brazil

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

New Gunther map just dropped.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

So many bloodthirsty fucking nerds out there. Just look at him.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me and the boys on our way to mobilize the SANDF to de-Baltify KwaZulu-Natal

:hitluania-cool:

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I refuse to believe that this is a real person. My German isn't great, but I'm pretty sure that his anglicised name is something akin to "Fielder of Weapons". Yeah, okay Mr. Arms Dealer. Sounds like you have important opinions to share.

(Also, he's a deeply unserious bozo who needed to be stuffed in a locker a couple decades ago.)

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Well is his more like a fehler (error) than a fielder ahaha.

[-] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Europe's doing so well they're fantasizing about a scramble for (South) Africa.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I want Grenada or Djibouti or Nauru to join BRICS, just to see how liberal nerds are going to balkanize them

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Libs declaring the new true pope at Antioch after the Vatican receives observer status.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Habemus Papam!

guaido

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