Incredible. The future. I will pay 10 billion dollars to replace my company with this picture.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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You joke (probably), but get your customers to sign the right waivers and yes you probably can.
Why does he need a stud finder when he can apparently open up the wall and see them?
It's difficult to tell the difference between the studs and the sciovs. For more information, see Step Reverse Σ.
the studfinder was in his heart all along ❤️
Because the plotholes are necessary for steps 7 and 7-2
my favorite part of the process is drilling the pailot holes so the teletubes can access the shows
Don't you know? The unviewable tv on the wall is a series of tubes.
Asked ChatGPT the same and got this, actually kinda freaky how similar it is:
Poor guy got murked with a drill by his doppelganger and replaced
it's called step 6 and it's critically necessary to installing the tv properly
Both of them repeatedly show people standing on top of a stepladder. Maybe the ai is trying to kill us after all?
I get rubber-legged standing on the third highest rung of a tall ladder (the highest rung you can safely put your feet on). I don't know how some people are able to stand on the very top and do their work without a care in the world. One misstep or something collides with the ladder from below and you're fucked.
Yes... yes.... almost... oh, oh no, what have you done?
Asking an average-taking machine to take the same average twice is going to look pretty similar yeah. It's kinda freaky because it's new and a black box, but the reason it looks similar is hilariously boring. This is the statistical average of TV installation guides.
If an answer this wrong is considered to be the average TV installation guide... just how wrong would an actually wrong one be?
Sometimes the average is more wrong, like how the average person has slightly under one testicle.
Not really, though. Redoing most prompts will frequently deliver very different results, this one was almost panel-for-panel on the first try.
I know where I'm investing. The market price of sciovs is about to go through the roof!
Is this real? So many specific things were done not just wrong but wrong in the worst wat it reads like satire.
i dunno i feel like i would've had the tv face outwards for like just the first panel 7 and then turned it back around again
I mean, that is more-or-less how to mount a TV on the wall. Just not a working one.
Technically correct.
palot holes
päilot
swivel
Step 19: Stare in confusion
A year ago, generative AI could not even conjure up legible text or numbers at all, so this is progress! Just took billions of dollars ($35 billion in 2023!) in training costs. Maybe with the trillions projected to be spent by 2030 it can finally get the instructions right.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. That's how you're frying the planet - you idiotic meatbags.
Stud finder
Does "palot" mean "glory" in robo-gibberish? (see image 7a)