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Anon reveals their deepest trauma
(sh.itjust.works)
Now that's a dad joke
I don’t get it. Can you explain?
It's a kids' joke. "Seven eight nine" sounds like "seven ate nine".
You knew it was fake/going to be a joke when anon got a girlfriend so easily.
Man I can just feel the 2013.
I’d go older but compression and SEO drift have all but obliterated them.
Dude. You have Stockholm syndrome. 9 was a registered 6 offender all along.
oh you motherfu-
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