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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“I gave it my all”

debate prep 0 hrs
codifying roe 0 hrs
single payer 0 hrs
Palestinian genocide 8800 hrs
trans rights 0 hrs
someone who is good at time please help me schedule this. my campaign is dying

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I read Biden's family actually complained he did so poorly in the debate because he was "overprepared".

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I did my best. You're all fucked. I'm gonna go die now, baibiden

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw some libs freaking out over this.

Like no shit, the guy that enthusiastically supports a genocide abroad doesn't care if queer people are being targeted domestically?

no way surprised-pika-messed-up

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is kinda jokerfiying to see the guy who I'm being told will "save us from fascism" just not give a fuck tbh. I think its good that they're freaking out. Maybe they'll come to some realizations.

Also the turbolib in the reality tv server I'm in tut tuted people for being upset about this and said "the interview is fine" so there are worse lib positions lol.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they'll come to some realizations.

"Maybe they'll come to some realizations" #723

I work with a lib who at times I begin to think is finally listening, a week later and we're back to square one. You can only talk to these people once a day at best, Reddit is for all of 24 hours a day every day. You'll never beat the all day brainwashing.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago (7 children)

You'll never beat the all day brainwashing.

Did we not all beat the all day brainwashing here though? I mean I personally am an ex-lib.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fair enough, I'm perhaps being too pessimistic; the lib I work with is very depressing in how he falls back into the stuff being spouted online very easily and I'm probably extrapolating far too much.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

if his material conditions deteriorate, he might think back on things you said

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That just means you haven't found the thing that speaks to their soul yet, just something that they agree with on a surface level and doesn't incept them with a will to unpack anything personally. For me my de-libining came after 2016 when I read what the groypers were saying and thoroughly read intellectual dark web stuff and saw that the lib brand of alternating snark, hysteria and patting themselves on the back for being the "decent" side was completely toothless against and ignorant to these rising political currents.

All of the Democrat messaging I saw felt designed to make them look good only within the parameters of right wing framing, and depended on taking the right's bad faith arguments at face value ("I thought you loved the troops but now you're attacking Gold Star families? Busted!"). I saw how the dirtbag left didn't mince words when talking about troops or back down when another self-righteous fake outrage campaign was started by the right, I saw Richard Spencer get punched once, lose the majority of his following and disprove the notion that the "marketplace of ideas" was the best antidote to hate, and I never looked back.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Liberals better start trying harder to win people over then

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

That’s not in their DNA. They’re misanthropic by nature.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

They gave it their all.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

You did not give it your all, because the Supreme Court just gave you the OK to kill him, and he's still alive.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

Proudly clutching my participation trophy for "resisting fascism" as I am lined up against the wall saying "hey well I did my best and that's what this is really about"

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Holy FUCK that man is SO GODDAMN ORANGE brump

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If Trump is a fascist (he is) that you want to fight against (doubt) then fucking dronestrike Mar-a-lago, you fucking pussy. It's literally within your rights, you coward.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Libs walking past the armed guards on their way to the internment camp:

"Good game." slap "Well played." slap "Good game." slap "Good game." slap

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[–] goatbeard@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago

I tried so hard and got so far

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

It always got under my skin how they just don’t really seem to want to win. It’s like they expect the base to handle everything, including having the will to live

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

It's even worse than him just saying "as long as I did my best". He's saying that the election is literally about him doing his best. I guess it's also just nonsensical mumbo jumbo that he probably didn't really think about anyways but still.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Save da world, my final message. goodbye

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Most people would lose their jobs if their boss asked them this and they responded like that. Good thing the president gets to be completely vibes based.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

"I fought the malarkey and the malarkey won."

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not slavery, not Nazis, not the civil war...

Orange man.

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Orange 99% Biden, no less.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

That’s fucking wild. This should be shoved in the face of every lib you know because even if it was truly the way he feels he should have at a bare minimum asserted his power in saying either vote for me or that’s what you’re gonna get or something like that. The democrats are just fucking losers in every respect.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn't there like an actual chance he, personally, has some bad shit happening to him if Trump wins?

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes,

He's acting like a delusional Shakespearen villain and will meet their common fate if he doesn't get his head out of his ass.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I stand before you, not just as an incumbent candidate, but as the chosen one, who has ascended to the highest office despite the naysayers, the doubters, and those who think me unfit.
They speak of my mistakes, do they not? Laugh at my missteps, whisper of my cognitive decline in the corners of their grand halls, thinking themselves so clever, so wise. But what do they know of power? Of the art of governance? They see only the surface, the fleeting moments of forgetfulness, the slips of the tongue that they so eagerly label as signs of weakness.
Fools! They call it dementia, but I call it divine providence, a mask that hides the sharpest mind, the most cunning intellect this nation has ever seen.
And now, here I stand, at the pinnacle of power, a second term within my grasp. They underestimate me, dismiss me as a mere buffoon, a relic of a bygone era. But I will show them. I will show them all.
Let them question my worthiness. It matters not, for I hold the reins of power, and with them the fate of the West. Let the world tremble, for I am its leader, its ruler, and my reign has only just begun.

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[–] Titou@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My friend, watch out ! you're insulting the lord and saviors of every libs 😨

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

The NYT transcript makes it even funnier:

I’ll feel as long as I gave it my all and I did the goodest job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about.

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