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[–] cynesthesia@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this sucks, she should be mimicking his facial expression. what a loser

I was just whispering to myself "God this sucks. She sucks." as I opened the thread

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 62 points 1 year ago

This is somehow both extremely low-effort and extremely tryhard

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did she just use a standard headshot she had laying around? Low energy, folks.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it’s her official portrait too lmao

[–] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You're not supposed to smile in a mugshot, dicknips

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I lived in another state for a while where you’re not allowed to smile for your driver’s license photo… the software did analysis of your face and wouldn’t allow a photo to be taken unless you had the most blank, criminal expression for it. Took forever to get a photo if you’re an innately happy person.

So the fact that Jenna Ellis is smiling in her criminal mugshot just blows my mind. They need to get that DMV software.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

No no, it's because they're actually just like first century Christians being martyred in the coliseum

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

apparently DAs use it as evidence against you in court (lack of remorse) -- but that might be apocryphal.

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't everyone innocent when they take those photos? Photos taken by impotent jackasses in costumes. I can't help but laugh at their dumbasses. 🏴🏴🏴🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not as far as the DAs office/pigs are concerned.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The pigs don’t care if you did it or not, they want to put you away and pad their resume by doing so.

[–] Sjy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yes innocent until proven guilty, I think the context for this is once one is found guilty. Hypothetically, if someone is smiling in their mugshot after having just been arrested with a bloody knife in their hand, when sentencing comes they could push for a longer sentence due to a lack of remorse. But I’m not a lawyer, just speculating.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Barbie and Ken energy

[–] twogems@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

When you don't even know how to use Paint

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Weak af, she clearly just shopped out an existing photo she already had.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

MORE 👏COMMIE👏 DAs👏

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of that UK terf that put the target on their own forehead.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

now this is podracing

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not going to log onto Facebook to find out but I bet there are thousands of brainwormed boomers doing the same thing

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is the reason why it's so low-quality. She's pandering to her base.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

These people have the most embarrassing persecution complex.

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

this is the barbie box for people with more lead than plastic in their blood

[–] temptest@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago