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my-hero

please sir, you're our only hope to save democracy.

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[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I like this man, he's a winner!

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

You've just lost your Lathe privileges until November.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar the nominee

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar's daughter the nominee and give her a gundam

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Basically Futurama Nixon after he wins.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

And her daughter will be running her admin (she's a commie)

[-] Ecoleo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

He surrenders in Ukraine, moves to the US, becomes US president, the CIA has him sign his own assassination order.

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've already secured the funding for this.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, he is the president Americans deserve. I don't know who is more representative of the American soul though, Musk or Trump. They're both so American.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The supreme court gave Biden the power to make this happen

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I'm saying this: Chelsea Clinton.

[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Thought it would be Obama tbh

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Not even as a joke

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