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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 186 points 4 months ago (5 children)

On the one hand, yeah. Worrying about stuff that you have barely any control over won't get you far. But on the other hand, that guy's vote counts as much as yours. And if he already believes such silly conspiracy theories as the flat earth theory, he will be easily swayed by whoever is the loudest contrarian.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago

the challenge isn't to let him enjoy life with his stupid ass conspiracy, it's to get him to realize for himself that he's been duped by both strangers on the internet and Conservative conspiracies. Deradicalizing and then radicalizing is hard as fuck

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[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 89 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The problem is that flat-earthers aren't just that. They usually believe in all kinds of other kooky stuff as well, and some of those beliefs pose an active danger to society.

[–] Pegajace@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Exactly, the same mindset that takes you to “The entire geophysical establishment is wrong/lying about the shape of the Earth, so I’ll listen to this Youtube crank who says it’s a disc instead” will also lead you to things like “The entire medical establishment is wrong/lying about the effectiveness of masks & vaccines, so I’ll listen to this podcast crank hawking horse dewormer instead.”

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Weird that the OOP thinks it's "intellectual superiority" to simply have your facts straight.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

well, it is. I mean, it's a low bar, but comparatively, yeah.

[–] m4xie@slrpnk.net 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like saying hygienic superiority is not being covered in feces. It is, but that shouldn't be the contest.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 20 points 4 months ago

I shall remember this comparison and use it at the most inappropriate situation. Thank you.

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 56 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I miss when people were ashamed of being stupid, now they feel proud about it.

[–] Muscar 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Pointing out stupidity online is a crazy experience. Most of the time you get answers like "who cares?", " you must be fun at parties.", "this isn't a (relevant topic) test, I'll make all the errors I want" etc. Not once in my life have I felt or thought like that, and I just can't imagine how those proples minds work.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The thing is, in their eyes they aren't stupid.

They think they have this secret piece of information, and everyone else is stupid for not knowing or understanding it.

But it is kind of narcissistic to think you found this extra information, which the people who have spend their entire lives researching the topic somehow have missed.

Like, I know people who claim the sea levels aren't going to rise because ice melting doesn't increase the water level. And claim all the scientists are wrong about climate change. When in reality the sea levels will rise because warm water expands.

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 53 points 4 months ago (4 children)

See here's the thing, if you believe silly stuff and keep it to yourself, that's fine. People who believe in silly stuff never keep it to themselves though.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

If you put information out there, don't be mad when people put counter information back at you. I know far too many people who believe in alt medicine and talk freely about it, that it's getting harder and harder to bite my tongue. I don't care if you think Acupuncture works for you. The fruit diet worked for Steve Jobs until it didn't.

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[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

The truth is darker: For everybody who talks about the silly stuff there are two who don't, you just don't hear them cuz they ain't talking. Source: Closeted Quacko

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Flat earthers generally vote for people who are hell-bent on erasing workers' rights. That's why I would be arguing.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the whole "live and let live" movement has removed the social barriers to being a fucking moron. Ignorant people holding onto stupid beliefs should be made to feel bad by the people around them.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The whole “live and let live” movement normalized far-right talking points in my country, then the "live and let live" movement suddenly disappeared...

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We used to make fun of people like this. Humiliate them. Alas, no more. Everyone's opinion is now valuable.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Humiliating people does not help them grow, study suggests

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think that’s what the internet has done for us, it’s removed that sort “social immune system” that prevented crazy ideas from spreading. Before, if somebody had some crazy ideas, the most they could usually do was rant to people on the bus/subway, maybe make some pamphlets, or some other small-scale thing to spread the idea. At best you might find someone on AM radio broadcasting at weird hours. Individuals would get exposed to it, but would likely never pass it on, this contained crazy ideas and they rarely got traction to spread.

Now the internet comes along, and suddenly crazies are getting hooked up with impressionable people easier than ever before. Crazy ideas have an almost endless supply of rubes that will eat them right up. Our social immune system can’t protect society from all the insane things flying around at high speeds all over the place now. It’s intellectual chaos.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean the social immune system also prevented ideas like worker solidarity, gender equality, socioeconomic mobility, sexual freedom, etc. from spreading but I get your point. Opening Pandora's box let the crazies out as well as the AOC/Bernie and free Palestine crowds.

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It's not that their opinion is now valuable. We just figured out that Bullying doesn't work.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I can totally understand not really wanting to engage with these stupid people but to suggest that it doesn't matter that he believes that is disingenuous.

If he's stupid enough to think the Earth is flat then he is stupid enough to do other things in his actual job wrong or in a dangerous manner.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Yeah, this is one of those stupidity litmus tests. Believing that the Earth is flat vs. round does appear at face value to be consequential, as the average person never actually has to care about the curvature of the earth. However, it's not really about the curvature of the earth, it's about critical thinking, listening to evidence, and having a sane and rational worldview.

There is physical evidence that the earth is round, and you can even test it yourself. Flat earthers will run these tests themselves (watch "Behind the Curve") and will still convince themselves that the tests are flawed and the Earth is flat.

And being a flat-earther isn't just a simple difference in belief about the natural world. It comes with the belief that most of society is brainwashed into believing in a round earth, that the governments of the world are all colluding to keep the truth a secret, and that there exists some great truth about the "Firmament" (the dome above the flat earth) that those in power benefit from denying society.

So it's not just some simple difference in belief. Flat earthers think you're a stupid brainwashed rube controlled by a global cartel of godless governments colluding to blind the world to the existence of God by denying the existence of the Firmament and and spreading the Satanic evil of scientific knowledge that suggests that all things in the solar system trend spherical and orbit one another.

Flat earthers hold roughly the same beliefs that the people who imprisoned Galileo, and they would do it again if given the chance because they are overwhelmingly MAGA-types, at least in the USA, where lunatic conspiratorial beliefs are quite common.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It doesn't matter in the context of effort/reward. He's not gonna listen, you lose cohesiveness, and there's just added stress overall.

And the job isn't exactly rocket science you can literally have downes and still stock shelves. Flat earthers are more about desperately wanting to believe in something that places you in an exclusive ingroup, not about legitimately proving something.

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[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anon wouldn't have gotten anywhere with that argument anyways. If your goal is to make them stop believing then you have to ask questions without seeming like you're leading him to a certain conclusion in any way.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

sorry, I wouldn't trust anyone with those beliefs in any position of responsibility.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same with religious people. They've already proven they lack in critical thinking skills/

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I'm sure there have been plenty of times you have comfortably trusted a religious person with responsibility because most people are religious.

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

But he votes and talks to other voters. Our lives are in their vocal minority hands.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love how it is considered to be intellectually superior even though you’re stating easily verifiable facts that we also should have learned while being kids.

Fuck that. You’re wrong, and here’s why.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Anyone stupid enough to believe the earth is flat will kill you by accident.

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[–] Laser@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

Normal day at the NASA factory

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (7 children)

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard.

[–] daqu@feddit.org 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

More stupid than oceans on the underside of a ball?

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[–] n0m4n@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I believe in truth and that facts do matter. I also teach young people. Being a wage earner was not a bad thing, but I yearn for the freedom to live an easier life, eventually. I want that for everyone. False beliefs are traps that hold people back from being their best selves. Carry flat-earth beliefs as a core foundation and look at what differences it would make. Geostationary satellites, and all the tech jobs that go with servicing that sector, just disappeared. Ditto solar. Travel to distant places, and time zones, becomes an insolvable problem. Your co-worker is holding his life back by believing in medieval superstitions.

It is a kindness to challenge people to find what is true.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I agree with all this but want to gripe about the misconception that flat Earth is medieval.

People have known Earth is round since at least 350 BC when Aristotle wrote On the Heavens. And he didn't come up with it there, he was explaining how others knew it.

In medieval times they had not lost this knowledge and it was still widely understood that Earth is round. Flat Earth has been a fringe lunacy for thousands of years. In the 1800s it became popular for religious reasons and most flat Earthers today are actually creationists trying to dress up their beliefs as science.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 12 points 4 months ago

This happened to me, except it was an antivaxxer coworker, and he gave me his preventable disease right before I was supposed to be going on an international ski trip with friends for my birthday. I wanted to murder him :)

[–] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

so this is where we're at? fuck it? let them believe what they want? yeah, we're fucked.

[–] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Nah dude flat earthers actually show up to the polls, unlike anon. Gotta start showing up anon!

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

At the wage-slave bit, I was hoping that anon would try to raise the coworker's class-consciousness.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Given that stupid and uninformed (or misinformed) people get a vote on topics that affect me, no. I'm not gonna let slide that people believe outright provably wrong bullshit. It's still a problem.

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[–] duderium2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Haha, it’s so funny that this guy believes in ridiculous “science” like flat-earthism. Anyway, I’m going to wander crowded indoor areas without a mask during a pandemic, see ya!

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