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Image is of Bolivian President Luis Arce (center, with glasses) face-to-face with General Zuñiga (in camouflage) during the coup attempt.


On the 26th of June, while Hexbear was in an 8-hour hibernation, General Juan José Zuñiga marched 200 troops and some armored vehicles on the government palace in an attempt to overthrow the democratically elected government of Luis Arce. This is somewhat reminiscent of Jeanine Anez's coup in November 2019 where she overthrew the socialist president Evo Morales, but while that coup was due to a colour revolution likely orchestrated by the United States and had at least a tiny amount of political/public legitimacy and "followed the rules" in a certain sense (as Morales was trying to abolish presidential term limits, which is only evil if a socialist is doing it), this was a much more naked attempted seizure of power by a military general.

This coup was quickly terminated without even a momentary transfer of power. Democracy was saved.

Despite being in the same party, Morales and Arce have increasingly been in opposition. Morales champions anti-imperialism, rights for indigneous people, and poverty reduction. This last one especially has been threatened by Arce, though it's not entirely his fault, as the Bolivian economy is threatened by the same crisis affecting so many developing economies around the world right now - say it with me now - a lack of dollars and mounting debt. The US Federal Reserve is carrying out a bloody offensive against the world's poor, and this has combined nastily with a rather uninspiring "post"-coronavirus economic recovery in Bolivia, as well as diminishing natural gas production (and thus less exports with which to earn dollars).

While the coup was ongoing, Morales banded behind the government. Afterwards, however, Morales expressed his skepticism about whether the coup was, in fact, genuine, calling for an independent investigation into it, and saying that Arce “disrespected the truth, deceived us, lied, not only to the Bolivian people but to the whole world." This is because General Zuñiga made a series of very interesting statements to his family and colleagues, saying that Arce had "betrayed" him, and saying that Arce had told him “‘The situation is very screwed up, very critical. It is necessary to prepare something to raise my popularity.'" This does check out on the surface level, at least: Arce has suffered increasing unpopularity as the economy has suffered.

Interestingly, Morales' narrative has been supported by the anarchocapitalist leader of Argentina, Javier Milei, who is currently busy completely destroying his own country and stripping the copper out of the walls to give to American capitalists. Milei said that the coup attempt was "fraudulent". Meanwhile, those inside MAS opposed to Morales' accusations of a false coup have accused him of allying with the fascist right and becoming an instrument of imperialism.


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[–] FLAMING_AUBURN_LOCKS@hexbear.net 105 points 5 months ago (9 children)

In a stunning turn of events, the Supreme Court has once again hit that sweet 6-3 split, this time on the question of whether ol Donny Trump can wriggle his way out of his biggest jam yet.

This SCOTUS ruling sets the precedent that the office of the Presidency is immune to any legal repercussions for crimes committed as part of an ‘official act’. Any president can now do whatever they want in office and face 0 consequences for it.

Remember, you have to VOTE Dem forever now, lest this weaponised office of unchecked power that the Dems have done nothing to meaningfully stop the creation of fall into the hands of a Republican. Your ability to continue VOTEing Dem while conditions deteriorate depends on it!

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just so we're all clear, Brandon can now write "executive order doo doo piss: shoot donny and all the republicans in the head then tinkle on their corpses" and that would be a completely legal and above board presidential executive order, right?

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[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 104 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thinking about having some fun online telling Biden loyalists they would rather lose than vote for a black woman jokermala

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[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 98 points 5 months ago

happy birthday and rest in peace eternally, Aaron Bushnell. you're a brave beacon of hope

[–] notceps@hexbear.net 98 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Make way make way news coming through

https://x.com/igorsushko/status/1807603930601578971?s=46

🧵🚨 URGENT: Scientist whose previous work included directed energy beam research for the US intelligence community said Biden's symptoms during the CNN debate made him think of the Havana Syndrome. This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.

That's right folks the russians mind beamed your glorious leader, the cognitive decline that you saw was not a cold but a hot, like a sizzling fajita, microwave hitting the powerful cranium of Joe, the CIA and the FBI are on the case but it seems like the only way to protect the president is through a helmet not unlike the Comic book villain Magneto. Reports indicate that the Military Industrial Complex is building the most expensive tinfoil hat money can buy.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 76 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

> according to a Scientist

> according to a Spy

Well, which one is it now?

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[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 94 points 5 months ago (12 children)

https://x.com/LeftieStats/status/1808063812244804060

Kieth stormfront will conduct a genocide against trans people

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[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 92 points 5 months ago (1 children)

anybody remember all the nonsense in US state propaganda outlets about how Putin or Xi are insulated from bad news due to the fear of punishment of reporting that bad news and so have an extremely biased view of reality? it was all, unsurprisingly, projection, given the recent news about how Biden only listens to his family and a tiny circle of advisors and ignores everybody else

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (12 children)

You know that Hurricane Beryl, the earliest known category 4 hurricane to ever form in the Atlantic? Fun fact: it's now the earliest known category 5 hurricane to ever form in the Atlantic!

Another fun fact: Beryl reached category 5 faster than any other known storm (aside from itself) reached category 4.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

https://archive.is/fzIKO

Meeting the restrictions to the letter would disrupt the Pentagon’s ability to purchase the vast quantities of medical supplies, drugs, clothing and other types of logistical support the military relies on, officials contend. “There are certain parts of the world where you literally cannot get away from Huawei,” said Brennan Grignon, the founder of 5M Strategies and a former Defense Department official. “The original legislation had very good intentions behind it, but the execution and understanding of the implications of what it would mean, I personally think that wasn’t really thought through,” she said."

US can't ban Huawei use by the US government because the US needs Huawei to conduct imperialism abroad because western companies won't operate in warzones the US created.

The Pentagon is against the US blanket banning Huawei hardware for supposed "national security" reasons because of national security reasons.

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[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 89 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Ah, well, Biden's losing? damn. Should have picked Sanders when they had the chance to save their pathetic party. But no, they went for Hillary first (the eternal loser) and a walking cadaver second. This is all of their own doing. The man was even willing to drag himself through the dirt for the party, but even as he became very obedient, he was stabbed over and over again. Not that I pity Sanders too much, regardless.

You know, sometimes you gotta pay for the things you broke. This goes for the Dems and for the whole capitalist class, but that one is for later down the line.

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 88 points 5 months ago (12 children)

meow-floppy hamas-red-triangle possibly getting banned in germany

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[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 87 points 5 months ago (18 children)

In Hexbear news: you losers have been surpassed!

Kneel to trans bridget-pride-stay-mad

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

The largest operation so far by Hezbollah was just carried out, 200 missiles and 20 drones were fired in the last few hours, settler bases everywhere in the north are on fire

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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 83 points 5 months ago

It is mandatory for all Hexbear users to watch this fascist tears video of the French far-right cheerfully counting down to see tonight’s election results, where they were supposed to win nearly an outright majority, only to see that their fascists have come in third place behind the liberals (2nd) and left coalition (1st)

I made a post to discuss it here

[–] CoralMarks@hexbear.net 82 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Balloons from North Korea disrupt air traffic

The balloons full of garbage that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) has been sending to South Korea for weeks are having an impact on air traffic. More than 110 flights have been disrupted by the balloon launches that have been going on since the end of March, said South Korean MP Jeong Jun Ho on Wednesday, citing the Ministry of Transport. More than 10,000 passengers were affected. The DPRK is using the balloons to respond to previous actions from South Korea in which propaganda material was also sent north in balloons.

juche-boi

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 82 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

“What Keir has done is taken all the left out of the Labour Party,” billionaire businessman John Caudwell, previously a big Tory donor, told the BBC. “He’s come out with a brilliant set of values and principles and ways of growing Britain in complete alignment with my views as a commercial capitalist.”

The Labour Party highlighted his endorsement.

from https://www.moonofalabama.org/2024/07/election-in-britain.html

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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago (19 children)

Lol what the fuck is going on?

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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

https://x.com/TheEconomist/status/1808807485186212143

The presidential debate was awful for Joe Biden, but the cover-­up has been worse. The dishonesty of his campaign provokes contempt. He must withdraw

Lmao. I feel like it's game over for Biden. I didn't think so many lib friendly media outlets would roast him like this tbh

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Aoc is filing impeachment charges against the Supreme Court justices lol

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Let's see them wiggle their way out of this. maybe-later-honey

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[–] comradenerd@hexbear.net 80 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (16 children)

palestine-heart

Based protestors cancel largest pride parade in Canada

Thousands sing, dance and celebrate at Pride Parade until protesters strand marchers and floats mid-route (ARCHIVE: Toronto Star)

A group of 30 protestors affiliated(?) with No Pride in Policing successfully stops Pride Toronto mid-route, Canada's largest pride parade (at least 1 million+) in the name of Palestine, Sudan and the Congo.

No Pride In Policing had a massive independent pride march with thousands of people lead by Black, Indigenous, and Palestinian queers screaming fuck the police to the pigs' faces, protest organized with and in solidarity with the People's Circle of Palestine, the country's largest university encampment still standing. No mercy for the pigs/libs, marchers filled with palpable rage, very cool and based.

leslie-shining cat-trans

https://archive.ph/FhnLv

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 80 points 5 months ago (11 children)
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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Exit polls in France show the left coalition will win and the fascists going into the third place with Macron in second. The best possible result without a complete majority.

NFP coalition 172-192 seats

President Emmanuel Macron 150-170 seats

National Rally 132-152 seats

stalin-approval stalin-approval stalin-approval stalin-approval

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It is done. L'Alliance des États du Sahel is official:
https://xcancel.com/AAPRP/status/1809703829480587759

Today, a monumental step for Pan-Africanism has been taken again. The AES has formally been founded by Mali, Niger, and Burkina Faso. This will have ramifications on African politics for years to come. Regardless of the obstacles, Africans will continue to move forward.

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[–] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Reading through Vijay Prashad’s Washington Bullets, and his brief but informative section on NGOs really highlights why the US and EU were so apoplectic about Georgia’s law that didn’t even ban NGOs, it just required that they disclose their funding. Because the NGO space really is a third spoke along with the IMF and World Bank in imposing US hegemony on the ground in the Global South. They have to contain anything that would highlight US imperial involvement in NGOs at any cost.

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[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago

The funniest thing about the SCOTUS ruling, to me, is that it was basically just the court acknowledging how the system already worked: breaking the law is literally part of the job of being US President. You can't do the job if you can't break the law.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago (5 children)

The floods here are because of hurricane Beryl are unbearable. The basement in complete drenched and I’ve lost power several times today. And it’s only gong to keep going. I’ve heard a few locals have already died from the floods.

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 76 points 5 months ago

new day new tee-hee

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

Oh man, even the liberals from a week ago that were saying that we should just "wait for the second debate, it will go better" are dooming now.

Yet they are still convinced nobody can replace Biden. And Trump is playing it incredibly safe this time around, trying to avoid whatever controversy he can.

I think the Cheeto might have this one in the bag.

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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)

brump

The prophesy hath come true

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago (10 children)

China is doing an imperialism by exporting capital to the US smfh

China to see biggest millionaire exodus in 2024 as many head to U.S, per Nikkei.

It is expected to see a record exodus of 15,200 in 2024.

Last year, China saw 13,800 high-net-worth individuals depart, mostly to the U.S., Canada and Singapore.

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[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

wow, actually looking more likely than not that Biden drops out. Lots of reports in the media and his lackeys aren’t around to blame it on a bad day, etc.

Dude did so bad in the debate he actually destroyed his chances at the presidency. It’s literally the worst debate performance in American presidential history lmao.

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The tribe of the Angloids have recently celebrated their so-called polling festival that can be seen as a form of rejuvenation rite for their high pristhood. The Angloids live on barren windswept islands on the far western tip of the Eurasian landmass and celebrate the festival once or twice every decade.

During the festival the angloids go to local cult centres where they put a piece of paper or similar material into a container. The paper will be inscribed with the name of the high priest to when the practitioner directs their prayers. Although these prayers can often take very direct and concrete form it is considered taboo for commoners to ever tell the high priest in question what they have been praying for.

Leading up to the festival, high priests will lead cultic gatherings in which bad spirits with names like Woke, Foreigners, Transgender s and Jeremy Corbyn are exorcised from the congregation.

Once every practitioner has put their piece of paper into the container, the container is opened and the contents are used to divine the high priest most favored by the gods. This ritual takes place all over the Angloid homeland. Afterwards the high priests deemed most favoured by the gods travel to the cultuc centre of Westminster where arcane and complicated rituals are performed to divine who amongst them gets to be the supreme high priest of all the Angloids.

Although wielding significant temporal power in theory, anthropologists have noticed that the supreme high priests appointed in this way all keep their political actions within a narrow spectrum of decisions that benefit the caste of chieftans in Angloid society and the prevailing theory in the anthropological community is that the high priests and the chieftans have a symbiotic relationship in which they reinforce eachother's power and social status.

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Lester_Peterson@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sir Keith has delivered a whopping 1.7% higher vote share for Labour than they got in 2019, when Sir Keith intentionally sabotaged Corbyn with his “People’s Vote” maneuver, and 6% less than Corbyn in 2017.

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[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago (6 children)

wtf lolmao - I say as I cringe to death

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago (10 children)

A very funny outcome is that Biden loses the election and then dies on January 5th, making Kamala president for one day

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[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Hurricane Beryl is now the strongest July hurricane in history, and still gaining strength.

And it started in June. The wheels are coming off.

what-the-hell

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 72 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Current Seat distribution of the UK election (only 5 seats left to count)

Labour get a supermajority but it doesnt almost eliminate the tories like some polls predicted (my beatifull 0 seat tory poll kitty-birthday-sad )

Labour has lost four seats to pro-Gaza independent candidates and been run close by several others, as the impact of the Middle East crisis dented an otherwise jubilant night for Keir Starmer’s party.

Jonathan Ashworth, the party’s shadow Cabinet Office minister, was one of the highest profile political casualties of the rise in support for pro-Palestinian candidates in urban areas with high Muslim populations.

Ashworth lost his Leicester South seat to the independent Shockat Adam, who said: “This is for Gaza,” after winning by just under 1,000 votes.

Jeremy Corbyn re-elected in Islington North after expulsion from Labour

In his victory speech, Corbyn said he had fought a “positive campaign”. The political system must produce answers for social problems, he said, adding that demonising asylum seekers was not the answer. He said he was proud of his constituency for standing up for a “kinder, gentler, more inclusive politics”.

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 72 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Found in the wild

Edit: just noticed the moon is a croissant lmao

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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 72 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Ukraine map is moving fast again. We've had a major Russian breakthrough in the 2014 line near New York (lol) and Toretsk. The Russians have also opened a third Kharkov front in the north and a limited incursion into Sumy border villages has also been reported. The entire microdistrict in Chasov Yar has been captured and the Avdiivka front keeps moving further and further every day with Ukrainians slowly getting pushed back to the Vovcha River. It looks like the summer objectives for Russia this year will be cutting the Pokrovsk-Konstantinvka highway, surrounding Vuhledar (my most hated town in Ukraine tbh), capturing the rest of Krasnogorovka, reducing the Siversk salient, capturing the rest of the LPR villages, and finally working on that Toretsk-New York urban area by crossing the canal near Chasov Yar. Looking forward to learning new village names and learning about Soviet industrial achievements that seem to exist in every Soviet town.

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[–] Al_Sham@hexbear.net 72 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)
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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (5 children)

ever imminent invasion of lebanon is now planned for second half of july (was ready in june allegedly shrug-outta-hecks ).

pepe-silvia netanyahu is threatening usa with invasion so they'll stop icc investigation alex-aware

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

NASA administrator weighs in on China’s historic lunar far side samples — and potential US access

Ahah, I called it when I said NASA was going to beg the US government for permission to access the samples

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/01/science/nasa-bill-nelson-china-change-6-samples-scn/index.html

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[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (12 children)

If we're going by "the funniest outcome always happens" rules in the US election, then honestly, I think the funniest thing that could happen now is that Biden continues to run for a second term and then wins against Trump. Can you imagine the internal battles between the people currently doubting Biden and wanting Harris to come along and save them, and the Biden True Believers? "No, no, I never said I thought Biden would lose in my article back in July, I just thought he would have a lower chance than Harris! I'm still good!" Dozens of staffers and journalists fired in the Malarkey Purges.

then Biden probably enacts Project 2025 as a pre-emptive compromise for more money for infrastructure spending, and then that spending is blocked by the Republicans anyway, the libs praise Biden for reaching across the aisle and giving the Supreme Court a 9-0 conservative majority, and then the Heritage Foundation has to invent some even more insidious Project 2029 where Trump is gonna make orange face dye mandatory and makes incursions onto golf courses punishable by execution because they're running out of ideas about how to make America even more fascist

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[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Slavers day is over, Algerian independence day hours is now RRRAAAAAAAHHHH 🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊

من جبالنا طلع صوت الاحرار ينادينا للاستقلال
ينادينا للاستقلال لاستقلال وطننا

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