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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Regular Nobel Prize Recipient Barack "Blow up Doctors Without Borders" Obama: Amateurs

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're going to have to back that one up...

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You imply that Obama had a direct hand in the decision. Instead, the US military fucked up, and Obama issued an apology.

That's a far cry from writing an article recommending the bombing of Palestinian radio stations.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago

Oh, right, the military made a little whoopsiedoo when they deliberately committed that war crime and stopped all investigations. We should blame the guy in charge of the military. Commander in Chief... Barack Obama?

I'm sure the families of the victims were moved by the apologies and the $6000.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Journalistic standards in the West is how hard you blow the establishment.

[–] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The article has some really weird parts underlining somebody's anti-Russian and pro-Ukrainian while discussing Gaza/Israel -situation. It's like there's one larger eastern power killing indiscriminantly a smaller population west of them. And per article it's horrific when it's Gaza but somehow it's US and UK imperialism when Russians are killing/raping/pillagin in Ukraine.

I'd take the source with a grain of salt.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This lady can eat my ass. What a piece of shit.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would you grant her that honor?

[–] delirious_owl 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about your ass, but I'm pretty sure mine tastes like shit

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah but what if she's into that

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's more German than trying to achieve peace through genocide.

[–] delirious_owl 7 points 4 months ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

hitler-detector The German skull has a unique bump which makes them genetically fascist.