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[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] duderium@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The ring perceived…its time had come!

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My liver can't handle a 2016 repeat.

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If Hillary loses to Trump twice, she’s flying a plane into a school

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

if she promises to fly it into Harvard I would actually vote for trump

[–] edge@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Jill Biden could make or break President Biden's campaign. She says she's all in.

inb4 they nominate Jill Biden instead. She seems to be the one controlling him half the time anyway.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That would be the wrong replacement Biden. We all know Hunter is the only logical choice.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's how we end the war on drugs and legalize sex work.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

lathe-of-heaven Barron Trump has a really good friendship with kim-drip-too-hard

Exploits his dynanstic family. Elected 2040 and turns hard into the Fullly Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism and purges all landlords.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The beat a felon, run a felon!

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It’s the only thing that makes sense anymore.

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I understand if she wants to be his caregiver. I get it. I would do it for a spouse if I was married to them for decades.

She doesn't need to be our caregiver, however.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I've always seen her as a CIA handler.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is the plot of the last two seasons of House of Cards lol

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Kamala Harris could win this election

This is just about the only thing I am certain will not happen. Like, Biden would need to die between beating Trump and actually winning the electoral college. That itself is unlikely because it is predicated upon Biden not only surviving to November, but also beating Trump. But even if Biden died during this particular window, the electors are not going to just settle on Kamala Harris lmao

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It would be peak American if our first woman president was universally hated and only got elected because a stubborn white man refuses to step down and dies in office.

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's unlikely Kamala Harris will ever be elected president, she's not electable as shown by her primary performance where she dropped out after polls showed her losing to Andrew Yang (holy shit that must've stung) in her home state where she was the sitting senator.

But at the same time I don't think Biden has another four years left, and Trump has plenty of time left to fuck up his own campaign. So in the end, this woman is probably gonna be the president at some point if Biden eeks out a win

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Dirtbag leftist

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

The dolphin one but only if they use a dolphin shaped bomb for it

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They're definitely looking for somebody new. A new somebody, or, Newsom, if you will.

I thought Joanna would be an uncontroversial choice, but it sounds like there is a growing consensus to run her second cousin Gavin instead.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are they really related? I shouldn't be surprised that we have multiple Amy Schumer style nepo babies, but I am.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are they really related?

Yep. Also . . . 😬

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

California's nobility lol

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Ngl I would love president Kamala shit would be like a sitcom

As far as i can tell this particular fire seems to be contained to the NYT but it has consumed the building

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Kamala accidentally revealing troop locations to Putin because she’s zoinked off her mind

“Uhhh, did I do thaaat?” jokermala

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ngl if someone organizes a protest for the Dem convention in Chicago I would totally go.

I hate being the person who wants to organize but doesn't do shit. Thing is, I have no experience organizing anything. Look at my spice rack in my kitchen. It's a disaster.

Fr though I want to crash that convention.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Various groups are pretty open on how they're going to protest it.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Excited to hear from the New Weather Underground.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Recreate ‘68 let’s fooking gooooo

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I don't think I care enough who the fuck is president or the democratic nominee or whatever tbh. The only part that evokes any feeling of care in me is just that they think I (and the American people) are morons who should accept this sorry state of affairs if I was actually a normie citizen who cared about this kind of thing.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

the most hilarious part is they clearly have no plan

Uhhhh what do we do? Anything or nothing? We don't know!! Who is the alternative?? Uh hhhhhh Hillary? No, Kamala!

lol kamala wil be the only nominee to ever receive negative votes

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

nope, we're stuck riding Flight Biden straight into the second tower.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

how delightfully American would it be if we got our first woman president right before the collapse not by election, but because a man died and left her in charge on a technicality

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

top-cop ACTIVATE ORDER K.K.K.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

/r/politics on reddit-logo is definitely removing anything about Biden coming across as too old.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

President Biden, our analysts have found that you have significant support down in Dallas. Perhaps we should schedule a trip there to rally them?