When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.
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For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it's solid or liquid.
Brown goes in, brown comes out. It's only logical
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For real, why is it like that???
The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement for some people.
Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.
For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.
I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I'm pooping on company time.
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.
Never comes alone as well.
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