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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by AOCapitulator@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Hexbears are so mean and insulting!

You stupid troglodyte misgenders me

You’re right, I’m sorry for being so problematic you racist scumbag lmao

Edit: thanks to this disgusting chud for coming over to prove how much they need the wall

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago

Debate nerds triggered by someone shooting back with a "stfu nerd" instead of a dissertation.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're not even debate nerds. I've gone thru debatey discussions with a bunch of them, and they just end up in a circular loop or being condescending and then crying foul when you say they're being condescending.
One of their favorite phrases is "don't put words in my mouth" and "strawman" which is apparently when you quote what they say back at them.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago
[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

such great timing for that emoji to land as we federated

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

They don’t care about the truth, they just want an excuse to be self righteous

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[-] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

Even when you give them a dissertation they get pissed off. They assume how debate works is they say their "right" opinion and then everyone realizes how smart they are and they get a free blowjob. The second they get actually solid push-back they get panicked.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

terminal Sorkin brain

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

They assume how debate works is they say their "right" opinion and then everyone realizes how smart they are and they get a free blowjob.

yoink stealing this to use irl

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago

You literally couldn't make it easier for these morons to use the right pronouns

[-] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 84 points 1 year ago

mothers milk dripping off his lips

frothingfash

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

That's the most redditly comment I've ever read.

I can just see them clicking post feeling like it's the sickest burn.

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

He's already in his Joe Rogan discord telling the lads about his epic dunk sans-undertale

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

i'm so so glad that tumblr outgrew insults like this in like 2015 and i haven't had to see them since. overly verbose "i'm smarter than you and so not owned" insults are up there with the most cringe ass shit the internet does.

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

People who are super well read and articulate are attractive precisely because they don't overuse it and instead pull out banger niche words once in a blue moon that gives it proper clout.

People who exclusively talk like that make my skin crawl with cringe.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Ive seen many of your comments and only just now realized that that's your icon, and not an emote you put in every message lmao

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Lmao plz admins make it an emoji 🙏

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[-] Alterecho@midwest.social 68 points 1 year ago

I gotta say, I was expecting vitriol when I first got a reply to a comment from a Hexbear user, but y'all are genuinely appreciative of discourse and it's been refreshing to not immediately be attacked when I argue in good faith. Y'all are getting a bad rap lol, glad to be able to communicate with you

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Back atcha o7

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

will no one rid me of this turbulent isntance? frothingfash

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

mothers milk dripping off his lips

Rule 1 of making insults: don't hint about your sexual fetish

[-] eatmyass@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Something very Freudian about the Lemmy fascists. We should study it.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

"Hah, you disgusting tankies are too busy looking at your foot fetish porn... with its supple toes... and gorgeous wrinkles... and the smell, oh God, the smell!

Where was I? Uhh. Yeah... you tankies suck."

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

This is how Call of Cthulhu campaigns start

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

Something about the way he phrased it makes me think this is one of those breast milk ice cream guys

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

we need to put a stop to all new kinds of guys until we can figure out what the fuck is going on

[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

calling an official Guy Moratorium effective immediately

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[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

He says it in a way like of course everyone secretly wishes they could still breastfeed, but he’s grownup enough to resist the temptation and we’re not, or something

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

I’d edit out the stuff about calling him a diaper fetishist, nothing wrong with that on its own afaik

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[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Now that's a weird pervert

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Is it not strawmanning to represent your opponent as a... "cave-dwelling infant"?

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's technically an ad hominem.

Strawmanning would usually be misrepresenting somebodies argument instead.

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

You just can’t comprehend it, sorry commie, you’ve got the wrong brain pan for it

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

living in caves in this economy seems like a mood ngl

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Mothers milk dripping

This has to be a bit lmao

[-] Fuckass@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Troglodyte? What are we, in 8th grade?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

What a fucking geek. I hope something terrible happens to them.

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
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