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How rich are you? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by yanyuan@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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I'm so rich! I had so much toilet paper in 2020 that I could afford cooking oil in 2022!

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[โ€“] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich I live below my means!

[โ€“] Scew@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D

[โ€“] kortwotze@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.

[โ€“] yanyuan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wow! Look at Mr./Mrs./Mx Big Pockets over here!

[โ€“] Classy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich, the majority of my cooking is with ghee!

[โ€“] vita_man@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so rich, my car runs on electricity

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're loaded!

[โ€“] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

But not with gas!

[โ€“] Drewsteau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!

[โ€“] 8565@lemmy.quad442.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend. You aren't rich if you aren't using the beans

[โ€“] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich that I'm considering buying plane tickets for my family of four!

[โ€“] e033x@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I'm just a few months away from net zero!

[โ€“] soloner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich I don't cook just doordash and eating out

[โ€“] LachlanUnchained@lemmyunchained.net 4 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m so rich I wipe my arse with baby wipes.

[โ€“] RotaryKeyboard@lemmy.ninja 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich I crack my eggs open and feast on the gold inside!

(Are eggs still expensive? I admit I never pay attention.)

[โ€“] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich, I could buy a year of my time.

[โ€“] HRYDJPCHNMNDGBLTFIYA@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)

[โ€“] becomingstrangely@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich, after I took all the cans & bottles in for recycling, I had enough for a 6-pack....of CRAFT beer

[โ€“] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm rich with friends, rich with experience, rich with money? Not so much

[โ€“] MelodiousShark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm so rich I didn't know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.