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He needs to be put on a list (lemmy.world)
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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's why when he arrived he immediately went to someone's house. Because he's obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he's on a list when he moves in.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Phone home" was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.

[–] cevn@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Lmao.. you guys

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A sex potato you say?

[–] bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Damn girl, what dem eyes do

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I did know there could be a Down Behelit.

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We're only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

"make it sexy and fuchable."

"Aaah perfection."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Also, that wasn't his finger.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

And ET and the boy touched tips.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like this Robot Chicken skit?

https://youtu.be/RXLK2_Bm9_U

[–] waddle_dee@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I thought for sure the skit was going to be this,

https://youtu.be/U1Jh__rW1fk?si=ukPeY0Ke54eZyr-I

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Especially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that's deadly to us.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Isn't there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.

[–] Xkaliber@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The book was crazy stupid... ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Is that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if his genitals are on his face?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

What if my genitals are on his face. ET go down

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren't wearing clothe, as well.