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submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.

Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"

"Wrong. He was wrong."

Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.

Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago

Ok, that made me laugh more than it should have. Cheers!

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.