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Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas 🏴‍☠️

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[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 91 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Headline contains -

Opinion of random member of the public

The word "slams"

I'm not reading it because I've probably wiped better journalism off my arse this morning

[–] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Poster slams poop off his butthole, sparks controversy!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 5 months ago

What a crock of shit!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm fuckin raging. HERE'S WHY

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say "no, these are all trains. No, I'm complaining as such, I like trains, I just... I thought... No, the headline said something about... reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?"

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago

There's no need of "slam" -- or "eye," "mull," "Solons," usw -- in an era where you're not writing a 1-42-4.

(1 column, 42pt, four lines)

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 65 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"a single user says..."

The daily dot is a fucking joke.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Regardless, 15 hours audio is low AF

[–] lily33@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

15 hours for what period of time? The article mentions they'd refill in two days...

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Destroys even!

[–] stallmer@sopuli.xyz 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pro tip: get audiobooks from your library…along with paper books, ebooks, games, movies, etc.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

The real story's in the comments. This helped my single-mother-friend stay sane in the early/poorest years. Everyone needs to know how their library has changed since they last borrowed a book in 1982. Thanks for posting this -- I forgot too!

[–] 0xtero@beehaw.org 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, is this the type of SLAM you'd typically see in a moshpit? Or are we talking about wrestling slams?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think it's more like a door slam without a door.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 7 points 5 months ago

I'm voting poetry

[–] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas

Spotify is worse than piracy. It's a robber baron.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org 9 points 5 months ago

I'm about 2/3 of the way through backing up my 'Liked' songs to MP3 files, at which point I'm ending my sub.

It's a bummer because I actually really like Spotify's algorithm and it suggests great music for my tastes, but, I can have that for free without feeding their stupid insatiable greed.

[–] Luvon@beehaw.org 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“the 15 hours customers get free with premium equates to two audiobooks” Is the average audiobook really that short!

For eragon it would takes months to finish.

The hobbit is 10 hours.

Think most of the books I’ve listened to have been over that length, but I don’t use Spotify. Self hosting for the win. No time limits in prologue

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 5 months ago

They probably have a bunch of 1 hour 'books' that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it'd be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I've ever seen.

[–] Person264@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not in the US unfortunately, which is bullshit

[–] along_the_road@beehaw.org 3 points 5 months ago

Dang :/ I was looking for the option

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks! I didn't know about this. I never use audiobooks. Just changed my family plan. £2 is £2!

[–] Nighed@sffa.community 3 points 5 months ago
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I hate the word “slams”