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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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Rule 3: No sectarianism.

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[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 82 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"First they came for.." WHO???? WHO DID THEY FIRST COME FOR LMAO

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

First they came for the Nazis and I mostly just laughed because fuck the Nazis

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 5 months ago

It's amazing, meme community removes obvious troll comment and it's censorship

Politics community bans someone for posting negative Biden stories and gets applauded.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the good old "join a social media site created by socialists and then get mad that it has socialists on it" move. Classic.

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

exactly. if they want a website just for liberals, then Hexbear was right there!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 77 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why don't they just go back to Reddit? It has everything they want and zero tankies.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They want to insert fascism into FOSS and fediverse spaces

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

This is absolutely the most likely scenario. They don't want any part of the universe to be untainted by their hate

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

They are too terminally online to deal with a bag UI

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who the fuck do you think is going to develop anti-corporate media for you? Capitalists?

Your choice is between communists and people who will only make anything if they think they can later sell you out to corporations. Fucking choose morons.

Use your fucking brains. The reason you don't see people other than communists making this software is because it is people with an ideological desire to oppose corporate control that are motivated to make it. You're harming yourselves with this shit.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too late, they are already asking for people to make forks of lemmy (which would fuck up federation if you delay updates like it happen to us) or just rewriting all of Lemmy code from rust to java and having everyone move there (they wont)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know whether it matters that much at this point. Possibilities:

  1. The liberal forks don't last when lib developers realise there is nothing in it for them except a lifetime of developing it.

  2. The liberal forks eventually corporatise in a way that makes them fundamentally incompatible with the original goal of Lemmy which was to escape corporate control of social media.

  3. The forks continue and it works out fine achieving the original goal.


If 1 or 2 happens, then the issue comes back to communists again.

If 3 happens, it doesn't matter whether it's communists in charge or not the intended goal is achieved.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Honestly i just see 3 not lasting for long and eventually becoming either 1 or 2 and then just bleed users and die, either way Lemmy would just out last them.

[–] notceps@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dang Barsoap I almost forgot about that guy, he's definitely not a nazi just a german guy really into 'Homeland' and 'Germanic Tribes'. I remember way back arguing with this dolt about the war in ukraine and him going on unhinged rants, about like fighting to the last ukranian and tankies and shit. Glad to see this 'german green voter' has their priorities right and is concerned about the rising tide of tankism and still not about AfD, CDU/CSU and you know germany in general being complicit in a genocide.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

definitely not a nazi just a german guy really into 'Homeland' and 'Germanic Tribes'. I remember way back arguing with this dolt about the war in ukraine and him going on unhinged rants, about like fighting to the last ukranian and tankies and shit

That just sounds like he is a different type of german fascist to be honest, like a freikorp

[–] notceps@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

No no no, he's really into the whole Völkisch Movement a thing that will never ever morph into fascism.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Having a convo with him now, he describes himself as an anarchist, surprisingly.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do we have at least one Chinese user who can send the devs a penny to make this a reality?

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Someone get a vpn/proxy in China and make a bunch of posts to scare the admins.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i'm so glad we don't get this brand of braindead liberal playing pretend leftist here

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

I feel like we did for a bit, then it died down, then renewed after federation and died down again. Basically any large influx of users has them float around for a bit.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

There’s also all of these communities on Reddit if you’re truly unhappy that the volunteer owned and run social media you signed up for isn’t being astroturfed with US-Israeli state press releases.

[–] FlatulentFox@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Uncritical support for comrade Dessalines in this most Holy of Holy Wars, against these insufferable, cracker-ass libs.

kim-salute

Send all these motherfuckers back to reddit-logo

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The closests thing to a hexbear discord sever would not be "brigading" except to troll us, if it even still exists.

mystery-emote

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

I just want to tell them to shut up and go back to reddit

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

This is funny. I am subbed to a bunch of .ml comms and frequently see weird anticommunist shit. Just like a week ago or something I saw this thread on linux@lemmy.ml. I don't remember the specifics but the comments were complaining about how the devs are tankies and support mass murderers like lenin. And went on to equate the devs to some gross people. I did comment but deleted later cause I didn't want to argue with these annoying people. Shit there was some dumb meme post about tiananmen square and how heckin brave freedumb to post it.

The users on .ml do whine about tankies and whatever. And these other instances want to do the same thing but pretend that .ml is filled with tankies not similar crybabies. Like jesus do they have anything else going on than bravely proclaiming to avoid tankies.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Petition for lemmy.ml to preemptively defederate lemmy.world lol

remember when .world defeded hexbear? Oh no. Please. Stop. 🤣

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

Dessalines has stated that .ml will not defederate from any major server, FYI. Their strategy is that the most open instances will foster the best long term growth.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Wish these authoritarian tankie devs would send these people to the cybergulag.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

The comment section on this one seems like an improvement from the last few at least

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

I'm contemplating writing an effort post about the casus bellum for the Feddit user to wage war against .ml, which is a removed comment that was just a link to an Imgur album posted by a repost bot scraped from allthatsinteresting.com, a BuzzFeed clone. But they're not federated with Hexbear and liberals can't read, so...

Hint: one of the first paragraphs of the Imgur album claims 10,000 people died in Tianmen square, higher than even the US government's official figures by 9,100. The entire connotated album is unsourced.

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

liberals doing BDS against the platform they're posting on bcs they dont like the lemmy.ml devs but not against israel doing a genocide is really funny ngl