Because as a society we've forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people
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Worse, we're throwing piles of money at them.
"but they're entertaining!"
This right here. Germans thought Hitler was "entertaining", too, for a while.
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$10M??
I'd take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.
$10 is a sure bet.
I mean, I'd put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the "honor" of dining with them.
Honestly the amount could be $10 and I'd take it. I don't get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people
You could take the time to hit them in the face.
But I'd still rather take no money at all.
Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it's done nothing to change him.
Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn't go to the doctor because that's not alpha :(
The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.
Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.
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Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.
I'd pay $1000 to not have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.
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You wouldn't be able to pay me to be seen with Tate
I don't like Musk much at all but I'd prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.
The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks...yeah they kind of scare me
The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they'd take dinner with Musk in hopes they'd somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the "secret" is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.
Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.
Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.
I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.
"But having a photo of me sucking papa musk's dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I'll mint a NFT and it'll totally sell for more than that!"
Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.
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dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs
Step 1: have $1Bn ready
Step 2: collect interest rates
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The initial question is so stupid that I'm wondering if it's a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.
I screen capped this myself (I know – rare) and I can assure you, the account is not a troll. Or they've transcended to some other plane of existence and keep trolling from there.
And the top comments were, apart from a few people mocking them, mostly arguing between options A and B. Since comments of users with Twitter Blue show up first, that even makes sense. Many were sure you'd have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.
Don't ask me why or how. I am pondering daily if the internet maybe failed and if we should just shut it all down.
Many were sure you'd have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.
That's some next-level delusion, but sadly I can believe it. Although I'm certain nearly all of them would actually take the money if it were a real situation, but they either don't realise it, or they're "virtue signaling" to their fellow online douche fans.
Also, 10 million in a year or two? Take it now, lol. Do they really think there are parallel timelines where the meet 'n' greet option is the one where'd they'd end up netting significantly more in the long run?
Also
I screen capped this myself
For a split second I read this as "I crapped myself". Lol.
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Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?
Thanks, good to know I'm not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail..
He learned that trick from former german chancelor Angela Merkel. "Merkel-Raute" is the term.
I'd really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I'd get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I'd kiss the back of their head and whisper "I've been looking forward to this".
Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.
Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I'd like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.
In case anyone thinks I'm being serious, I'm just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances
"Twice the pride double the fall." - OP as he wines, dines, and brutally torture two rich shitbags.
Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket
Hey now we'll have no talk like that here on Corporate Ad Platform. We only allow violence that's endorsed by the state.
Honestly it's so nice to be able to just laugh at this and not worry about a corporate sponsor banning you over it.
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Ah, a person of culture, I see. The old fork in the eye is a classic.
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Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year's clothes that don't fit anymore.
Cat: Hey, don't knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You'll never have a better chance to kill them.
Oh what I'd give for the opportunity to just lay right into Elon Musk's ego. You could really tell him off and based on his behavior on Twitter, he's a baby who can't take criticism, so it'd really hurt.
That being said, I'm taking the 10M.
So you can make that check out to...
Wtf is Tate news? Jesus Christ man.
Something tells me both these assholes wear shoes with no socks.
or or?
And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(
It's not specific, it's just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.
OHHHHHHHH. Duh.
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I would like to have my 10 million, now! 🫱
I think the real scenario is that, after going to dinner with either of them, you'll get a 10m dollar bill in the mail.
What is this? A battle about how stupid a question / choice can get? Sounds like 5th grade schoolyard fun. Anyway, I take the chainsaw…
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X post by user Tate News @TateNews_ reading: Dinner with Elon Musk or dinner with Andrew Tate? The 3rd option is $10M cash. Accompanied by side-by-side photos of Elon Musk from the waist up with his hands folded in his lap and a full-body photo of Andrew Tate leaning forward in his chair with his hands steepled in his lap.
Above the post is a reply from user Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira reading: Death by a chainsaw or or losing your parents? The 3rd option is a 90 meter yacht.
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If you play your cards well, you'll convince them to ~~pay~~ invest $1 billion in your ~~crappy~~ awesome crypto NFT startup.
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