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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

setting up a hot dog cart right next to the prigozhin monument

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Entering the prigozhin glizzy contest 2024

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

His grave stone reads:

He died doing what he loved: Cocaine and playing with grenades

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

He's doing war crimes in heaven now, RIP big fella

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"waltuh. get me outta this carbonite, waltuh"
mystery-emote speech-l
waltuh

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

"Me and the hutts had a good thing goin' waltuh"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He died like he lived, wearing a track suit

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

I can't quite place the pose. It's like he's a bit nervous that it's his turn at karoke or something.

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Well you do have to kill the man to actualize the idea, in this case

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a hilarious fit to be cast In bronze we truly live in the stupidest timeline

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

After the revolution that statue needs to be melted down and turned into truck nuts

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He did. He brought his veteran friend with PTSD to a gun range, and the friend shot Chris Kyle because he got triggered by the gunfire lmao

Kyle had begun working with veterans after leaving the military. Routh's [the killer] mother, who worked at the school that Kyle's children attended, had heard of his work and asked him to help her son. He agreed to take Routh to a shooting range, which Kyle believed had therapeutic value.[6] Routh was a 25-year-old U.S. Marine Corps veteran from Lancaster, Texas. Kyle and Littlefield had reportedly taken Routh to the gun range in an effort to help him with his post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), which he suffered from his time in the military.[7][8] Routh had also been in and out of mental hospitals for at least two years and had been diagnosed with schizophrenia, although his stated motive did not involve any symptoms typically associated with the disability, such as hallucinations or delusions.[5]

On the way to the shooting range, Kyle texted Littlefield, "This dude is straight up nuts." Littlefield responded, "Watch my six," military slang meaning "watch my back."[9] Four months later, while he was in his jail cell, Routh shared with former Erath County Sheriff's Deputy Gene Cole: "I was just riding in the back seat of the truck, and nobody would talk to me. They were just taking me to the range, so I shot them. I feel bad about it, but they wouldn't talk to me. I'm sure they've forgiven me."

He killed each of them with different weapons lol. Switching weapons is faster than reloading think-about-it freedom-and-democracy

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Funniest death for a hubristic gunfucking chud.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

I hope there's a box of his costumes nearby to dress him up

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Someone get Stable Diffusion to make a picture of Prigozhin and Tupac on the beach

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Full-"length"? Are they admitting it's a statue of a snake? I bet it's measured in parrots, too.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Parrot units are used for water displacement calculations, actually. Very difficult but precise if you do it right.

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I had no idea Glossu Rabban Harkonnen was that popular in Russia.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago
[–] Packet@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Truly a revolutionary of our time….. /s

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Felonious Gru-maxxing