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[-] thebutler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

for those with a split stream

[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There have been mornings when I needed this.

Then when I started to have to clean my own toilet I migrated to sitting down.

[-] Spitz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I came for the urination, I stayed for the swordfights.

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[-] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's so you can look over and make sure you're doing it right.

[-] Gdub@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Don't cross the streams!

[-] knF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It would be... bad.

[-] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What're you talking about? That's the sword dueling arena.

Edit: I have an insane level of stage fright when I pee, so this is a no go for me lol.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's the urinal version of the love toilet.

[-] kairos@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

For those mornings when it wants to come out in two streams.

[-] slaypuree@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

“Mildly” is putting it…mildly

[-] s6original@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't wear shorts here.

[-] hydra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

they forgot to allocate a one stall buffer between two males

[-] Ehllay@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

The infuriating thing here is that they aren't even properly aligned

[-] Nahlej@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Properly aligned for what exactly?

[-] Ehllay@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I meant that each one has a diferent distance away from the corner

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hell, let's try and fit another one in above them!

[-] lynny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its only gay if balls touch

[-] F1nn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Correct, touching tips is totally fine

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Try not to touch each others dicks while pissing (impossible mode)

[-] Devgard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

imagine it being that long 💀

[-] lovedbybacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As long as you don't make eye contact or talk to each other.

[-] ctrl_alt_cocaine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

When you're drunk, they merge back together into one.

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe there's a legal requirement for how many urinals they need to have.

[-] emi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

The only thing that would make it more awkward is mirrors

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