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‘Undercooked bear meat, Parasitic worms, Doo dah, Doo dah..”
Ok, f you for putting this in my head! You rat bastard.
Doo dah,
Doo dah,
Day…
Must have been a Republican.
Doctors/Scientists: “Please do not X, it is bad for you and your health”
Republicans: takes X, grinds it up and mixes into cocaine and gunpowder, does lines of it off of an M-16 assault rifle while flipping everyone off the whole time. Dies horribly as a result
Doctors/Scientist: “…why…”
Relative of dead Republican: “I’m so proud of my relative. They lived their truth and chose to be free of the tyrannical ‘so-called’ modern sciences like a true red/white/blue blooded American should” fires gun into the sky. Learns zero lessons
Spot on!
Parasites are the way nature politely tell us:
"Fuck off human, wildlife are not your free-meat supermarket!"
this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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