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[–] Phantom3805@lemmy.world 156 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1080x31699 is the ideal resolution

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

glory to the ffmpeg gods!

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Must be why it's taking forever to load

[–] superkret@feddit.de 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This may be the most wholesome 4chan post of all time.

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

I was surprised he didn't end up living in a pineapple under the sea or something.

[–] NOSin@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised that there are quite some competition for that title imo !

[–] SeatBeeSate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 year ago

Post be looking like a cvs reciept.

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I expected Jessica to be the one who caused the accident that killed Anon's parents, and that's how she became blind.

Good story tho

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't know the Joker ended up marrying Bruce in the sequel

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not crying, you are crying!

Also, we really need a tag for this.

I am also definitely not crying

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good greentext. I wish I could tell anon that he really does deserve her, he doesn't need to feel so unworthy.

[–] June@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, it always hurts when I see people have such a low sense of self value. Everyone is worthy and deserving of love. If we all understood that about ourselves we wouldn’t have incels or their ilk. If everyone could embrace their innate sense of self worth the world would be a much better place.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It just isn't as easy when you're depressed. You just think that you're not worth anything.

[–] June@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I’ve got major depressive disorder, I know that quite well.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

May god help you in reading this.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post is Jessica's revenge on the sighted

[–] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I did, and now it's me who is crying.

Can we appreciate for a moment what a hero his uncle is? I'm feeling so happy for all of them!

[–] Solarius@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago

im just impressed the whole image is readable since im is used to every website compressing things

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So how do I read this? Request taxi clearance to runway 34L?

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

just zoom in and scroll bruh. sync does that automatically

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I know, its just a playful jab at the absolute size of this lad

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't zoom? If not then try opening it in a browser - https://files.catbox.moe/4qxowb.jpeg

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can zoom. I was just trying to be funny with a jab at the absolute size of this lad. I appreciate you!

[–] elouboub@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of porn is this?

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Every instance has a spez.

[–] TerraTechVoyager@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's fake. Most blind people have modern smartphones. They are actually great tools for blind people with powerful accessibility features. Just the camera alone with text recognition. No way a blind person in her age would have used a flip phone.

[–] Saracha@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe but if you go off the dates this was posted and take in the about 2 years of time skip in it. I don't think it's at all crazy a blind person in 2017 had a flip phone.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Especially if they've had the flip phone for a couple years at that point too. 2015 flip phone for a blind person is believable.

[–] malamignasanmig@group.lt 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

how the ios apps rendered this extra long image:
memmy: cannot zoom (cannot read it)
lift off: okay zoom, horizontal stretch
thunder: limited zoom, horizontal stretch
voyager: okay zoom, no distortion

[–] PoetSII@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sync handles it correctly w the image zoomed to fill the screen horizontally

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile

Jerboa: Image failed to load

[–] sincerity@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

yeah in the thumbnail but tapping it then works perfectly fine, zooms enough and no distortion

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

firefox : works

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sync on android : no prob, cuz. I got your back.

Click on it. Zooms in automatically.

Yes it costs money or pushes ads down your throat but it is such a nice app.

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Best thing Which I ever read. I always think 4-chan is a place for racist and troller but this change my mind.

[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Just stay away from the site to keep your innocence intact.

[–] vulnerability@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

This was so good, the whole time I was just yelling to not have a bad ending and ruin my day. I wish my life could turn around like this.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Thought Anon was a lying virgin after she lead him to the bedroom and skipped the events but it made sense at the end

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Man, with the shit that I've seen, imma be honest, I did not expect this to be so wholesome

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Conspiracy time, she spilled the drinks on him intentionally. She knew what she was doing. Gotta get a slice of Anon.

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake and gay

If anon cared about self improvement, he wouldn't be on there, but on facebook, making dad jokes

Something bad happened somewhere

[–] argentcorvid@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] god@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I was fully expecting Jessica to die by the end. I was like "aaand cancer?" every couple scrolled pages. The end caught me off guard cuz she was alive and uncle too. I thought the paper bag was cancer, I thought the uncle's letter was cancer. The internet has ruined me. Lmao

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Fuuuuuck me, that did get me in the feels.

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